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December 31, 2014
Top dumb videos of 2014

"...HuffPo is really good at keeping abreast of the dumb stuff."

December 31, 2014
Global sea ice breaks record high for day

"This is how ice ages sneak up on you."

December 31, 2014
Lena Dunham’s Republican rapist not Republican (and probably not a rapist)

"Turns out her original book proposal told the same rape story..."

December 30, 2014
Animal rights activists free hippo from circus, hippo gets hit by car, hippo dies

"It’s easy to feel bad for the hippo but at least he was free for a couple minutes."

December 30, 2014
Obama announces end of “our combat mission in Afghanistan”

"Apparently the president has re-defined the word “combat”—"

December 30, 2014
House Majority Whip admits addressing white supremacist group

"As Winston Churchill would say: ..."

December 29, 2014
Pope Francis to issue edict about Global Warming

"Apparently the Pope has decided to ignore the Lord’s proscription on worshipping false idols."

December 29, 2014
Ferguson protest signs supplied by Revolutionary Communist Party

"In case anyone has doubts about who’s behind the protests..."

December 29, 2014
Maryland’s first female Episcopal bishop involved in hit-and-run death of bicyclist

"She fled the scene after hitting the poor guy..."

December 27, 2014
NBC investigates the meaning of Christmas

"...a three-minute-long video that never mentions the birth of Jesus."

December 27, 2014
Democrats accidentally create hilarious parody

"Our favorite comment: ..."

December 27, 2014
Los Angeles Kwanzaa parade cancelled after ten minutes for lack of interest

"Just because you celebrate a fictional holiday doesn’t mean other people have to be stupid, too."

December 26, 2014
That 5% third quarter GDP growth the Obama administration announced?

"They lied."

December 24, 2014
Merry Christmas to all

"God bless each and every visitor to IHTM—even the liberals..."

December 23, 2014
Feminist at Salon says Mary was raped

"The mean-spirited, just-in-time-for-Christmas, leftwing, irrational, alternate-universe explanation for the Virgin Birth..."

December 22, 2014
The Empire Strikes Back

"North Korea’s connection to the Internet has been cut off..."

December 22, 2014
New peer-reviewed study shows two thousand years of global cooling

"...that sound you just heard was a hockey stick breaking on the ice."

December 22, 2014
Creepy satanic robot stripper

"The future is here and it looks like a nightmare."

December 21, 2014
Brandeis University student leader:

"i have no sympathy for the nypd officers who were murdered today."

December 20, 2014
New York Democrat caught following Twitter account of college-age porn star

"Suffolk County Executive Steve Bellone... claims his Twitter account was hacked."

December 20, 2014
Researchers determine half of Dr. Oz’s advice is wrong

"Silly researchers! don’t they realize the only statistic that matters is 2.9 million viewers per day?"

December 19, 2014
Eric Holder decrees that cross-dressing is a civil right

"Hey, if the president can legislate without Congress, why not the attorney general?"

December 19, 2014
Vermont governor drops plans for Gruber-designed government healthcare

"He’s spent time and taxpayer money on this idea for four years..."

December 19, 2014
The sign that cost a New Jersey high school principal her job

"Only two misspelled words and a backwards '1'..."

December 18, 2014
Woman files for divorce two days after creepy photo with Bill Clinton goes viral

"The man she’s divorcing is Richard Nixon’s grandson so..."

December 18, 2014
Obama trades foreign terrorists and murderers who hate America for American who also hates America

"Again."

December 17, 2014
Democrats demand better treatment of transgender illegal immigrant children

"No, this is not a link to The Onion."

December 17, 2014
Life on Mars?

"Sounds like another global warming problem begging for UN attention, eh?"

December 16, 2014
For second year in a row, Obama wins Lie Of The Year

"This year’s winning effort was really two lies in one."

December 16, 2014
Another blockbuster story turns out to be completely false

"This time it’s a story in New York magazine..."

December 16, 2014
Islam: Evil plague upon humanity

"This morning, Taliban Islamists attacked a school in Peshawar, Pakistan..."

December 15, 2014
Little known historical tidbit: sleazy RFK, as AG, got Reagan fired

"That was in 1962..."

December 15, 2014
Anti-gun zealot will be commuting to work from jail

"He’s being allowed “work release” to attend legislative sessions."

December 14, 2014
How low is morale at ICE?

"...Immigration and Customs Enforcement came in tied for dead last out of 315 federal agencies."

December 14, 2014
UCLA law professor bullied into removing exam question about Ferguson

"Because God forbid UCLA’s future attorneys-at-law be asked to deal with..."

December 13, 2014
Rats easily conditioned to prefer females wearing lingerie

"Aha! a scientific explanation for why House Republicans keep electing John Boehner as Speaker..."

December 12, 2014
ISIS issues rules and guidelines for sex slavery

"Because every good Muslim wants to know what the rules are, so he doesn’t do something wrong."

December 12, 2014
New DOJ data debunks college rape claims

"Feminists and phony rape victims have been claiming 20% of females get sexually assaulted in college..."

December 12, 2014
Republican turncoat whines that Boehner misled him

"Brainiac Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-Ind.) says he didn’t want Boehner’s cromnibus bill to pass..."

December 11, 2014
Berkeley commemorates 50th anniversary of Free Speech Movement...

"by letting student protesters shut down billionaire libertarian’s speech."

December 11, 2014
Environmental whackos damage ancient geoglyphs for publicity stunt

"The Peruvian government is intent upon prosecuting..."

December 11, 2014
Smith College president apologizes for saying, “All lives matter”

"...the politically correct sentiment is “black lives matter,” silly goose."

December 11, 2014
Sheriff Joe 1, Obama 0

"Sheriff Joe was the first one into court fighting Obama’s amnesty..."

December 10, 2014
NBC Nightly News finally mentions the name Jonathan Gruber

"Good journalism, guys, way to go."

December 9, 2014
Now people are looking at Rolling Stone writer’s previous stories

"Sabrina Erdely... might be another Jayson Blair."

December 9, 2014
More than 4,000 sexual assaults on children by illegal aliens

"In North Carolina. One state. One year."

December 8, 2014
After a month of hype, Discovery Channel’s Eaten Alive victim isn’t

"Con man Adventurer Paul Rosolie tapped out before the snake even started swallowing him."

December 8, 2014
Ohio man named race horse after John Boehner

"Weeper of the House."

December 7, 2014
The Obamacare curse

"This is what happens when you sell your soul: sooner than later the devil wants payment."

December 6, 2014
Brooklyn stairwell victim’s family tells Al Sharpton to stay away from funeral

"Sharpton says he’s coming to give a eulogy whether they want him there or not."

December 6, 2014
Feel-good story of the day:

"A Swiss photographer held hostage for more than two years by Muslims in the Philippines..."

December 6, 2014
American hostage Luke Somers killed during rescue attempt

"...is there a shred of doubt in anyone’s mind that the Commander-in-chief is personally responsible for screwing this up somehow?"

December 5, 2014
Rolling Stone rape story falls apart under close examination

"Is it just us, or are there an awful lot of phony rape stories lately?"

December 5, 2014
Senior staff at The New Republic resigns en masse

"Another liberal purveyor of leftwing baloney bites the dust."

December 4, 2014
Obama on Garner: “My tradition is not to remark on cases where there may still be an investigation”

"Huh? Since when?"

December 4, 2014
Lena Dunham’s rape story falls apart under close examination

"Liberals have a weird habit of writing autobiographies while still young that include incidents that are fictional."

December 3, 2014
“Miss BumBum” runner-up hospitalized after butt lift goes bad

"She tried to enhance her background so she wouldn’t finish behind next time."

December 2, 2014
Chinese authorities: “No more puns!”

"Fear not this bald-faced attack on IHTM..."

December 2, 2014
Deval Patrick has everybody wondering:

"Do they bother teaching any law at Harvard Law School? Any at all?"

December 1, 2014
National Education Association spent $35 million on politics in 2014

"It’s all about the kids, right?"

December 1, 2014
Farrakhan says black parents should teach kids to throw Molotov cocktails

"Ranting about Ferguson, he says violence is justified by the “law of retaliation” which is in the Bible."

December 1, 2014
Global Warming will stop planes from getting off the ground

"Because warmer air is less dense..."

December 1, 2014
Welcome to $18 trillion

"A new milestone—or is it millstone?"

November 30, 2014
Ah! those feminist trend setters!

"Seattle feminists have taken to dyeing their armpit hair."

November 29, 2014
When pigs fly

"This week’s sign of the collapse of civilization..."

November 29, 2014
Federal government suing companies for complying with Obamacare

"Somebody stick a fork in it, this crappy piece of legislation is done."

November 28, 2014
Yet another reason to eschew a college education

"Her name is Anthea Butler..."

November 28, 2014
Black Friday brawls in the UK… over cheap panties

"How is this possible? They don’t celebrate Thanksgiving so how can they have Black Friday?"

November 26, 2014
Obamamnesty gives employers $3,000 incentive to hire illegals instead of citizens

"The president with the reverse-Midas touch—everything he touches turns to shit."

November 26, 2014
President publicly admits he violated the Constitution

"Obama stopped reading the teleprompter for a minute and that’s never a good thing with this guy..."

November 26, 2014
Top contender for Defense Secretary is a lawyer

"So we know what Obama’s priority is."

November 26, 2014
Atlanta fire chief suspended without pay for being a Christian

"On a positive note..."

November 26, 2014
Israeli Arabs prefer Israel

"77% of Israeli Arabs said “Hell no!” to the concept of living under the Palestinian Authority’s purview."

November 25, 2014
The CNN split-screen that may end up defining the Obama presidency

"On the left, a delusional man urging acceptance and calm—on the right..."

November 24, 2014
Ferguson burns

"Cue the Stupid Song."

November 24, 2014
Earliest ice cover on Great Lakes in recorded history

"The more the IPCC talks about Global Warming, the colder we get."

November 24, 2014
Top Iranian negotiator “frequently shouts” at Kerry

"...the Secretary of State... just sits there and takes it."

November 24, 2014
The Saturday Night Live skit that the Washington Post fact-checked

"Having NBC mock the president is stinging the left and they’re squealing like stuck pigs."

November 23, 2014
The Gruber chart

"Journalists continue tracking down all the money this condescending elitist con-man has pocketed..."

November 23, 2014
Leader of Congressional Black Caucus threatens Ferguson grand jury

"...how did a white guy get to be in charge of the Congressional Black Caucus?"

November 23, 2014
Nuclear commander caught playing fake poker chips

"No wonder the nuclear missile silos didn’t have a wrench..."

November 21, 2014
Fruit pickers and maids?

"Who wrote the president’s speech, Archie Bunker?"

November 21, 2014
Missing Lois Lerner emails found by inspector general

"They were on the backup tapes."

November 21, 2014
Republicans in House listen to Obama’s immigration plans, talk it over, and...

"surrender."

November 21, 2014
In response to Obama’s amnesty plan, Cruz takes to floor of Senate and quotes Cicero

"It was an inspiring moment but here’s the twenty-dollar question..."

November 20, 2014
66-year-old co-founder of nation’s largest gay rights organization...

"arrested for meeting 15-year-old boy in a hotel room."

November 20, 2014
As king, Charles intends to speak out on important issues

"Hey, why pick on men? How about fat women..."

November 20, 2014
New York subway system cracks down on “man spreaders”

"Oh goody, just what the world needs..."

November 19, 2014
Nancy Pelosi thinks Democrats won the election... or something

"For the record..."

November 19, 2014
Hilarious: among Dem presidential contenders, Hillary is the young one

"Gee, anybody think the Democrat Party is getting a little stale?"

November 18, 2014
Washington Post worried about excessive presidential power

"No, they’re not worried about Obama having excessive power..."

November 18, 2014
Begich finally concedes in Alaska

"So long, Markie – don’t let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you."

November 17, 2014
Perfect Christmas gift for liberal friends and relatives

"“CRACKS TOUGHEST NUTS” – it says so right on the box and Bill can affirm."

November 17, 2014
What address do many leftwing organizations call home?

"666 Broadway, New York, NY, believe it or not."

November 17, 2014
43 Ivy Leaguers caught cheating in ethics class

"Proving they have mastered Ivy League ethics and are ready for their careers in Washington."

November 16, 2014
New York film fest shows documentary on child sex abuse in Hollywood

"Unfortunately, the rest of us will never get to see the documentary..."

November 16, 2014
Those “stupid American voters” Gruber was talking about?

"Some of them work in the Congressional Budget Office."

November 15, 2014
Washington National Cathedral allows Muslim prayer service

"The sacrilegious desecration of our Christian “National House of Prayer”"

November 15, 2014
Three ICBM bases in three different states… one wrench

"These government nimrods FedExed the wrench back and forth..."

November 15, 2014
How bad is the newspaper business?

"This bad:"

November 14, 2014
The Democrats’ War on Women

"Rep. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) is a war hero who lost both legs in Iraq..."

November 14, 2014
Obama pledging $3 billion to help poor countries deal with Global Warming

"He’s in Australia now, at the G20 Summit, acting like a big man with our money..."

November 13, 2014
Harry Reid invents brand new “leadership position” for Walking Eagle

"[Why do Native Americans call her Walking Eagle? Because she's too full of crap to fly.]"

November 12, 2014
European Space Agency lands spaceship on hurtling comet after 4-billion-mile journey

"Meanwhile, over at NASA, no word about their high-priority outreach effort to Muslims."

November 12, 2014
Obama strikes Global Warming deal with China

"...in return, China, the world’s biggest polluter, will do... nothing."

November 11, 2014
Mormon church admits that Joseph Smith had 30 to 40 wives

"And some of them were married to other men when he married them..."

November 10, 2014
Powerful New York Republicans had secret re-election deal with Cuomo

"We’ll make sure you get re-elected if you make sure we get re-elected..."

November 10, 2014
Rush Limbaugh suing Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee

"Dear God, please let this go to court because it will be more fun to watch than the Super Bowl."

November 10, 2014
Scientists discover virus that makes humans dumber

"Finally! a scientific explanation for Democrats."

November 9, 2014
30-year analysis of liberal bias

"Basically, our cultural institutions are nearly devoid of any conservative viewpoint."

November 9, 2014
AG nominee thinks voter ID laws were passed by racist southerners

"She must have learned her geography from Obama."

November 8, 2014
Good news: there’s only 2 million rats in New York City

"Of course, that’s not counting the human ones."

November 8, 2014
Britain rescinds invitation to train Libyan troops near Cambridge

"I thought Muslims didn’t drink but there has been a run on vodka in the local shop..."

November 8, 2014
Hollywood donors feel duped by Clay Aiken

"Sounds more like a case of people NOT being duped."

November 7, 2014
Black professor claims Mia Love benefits from “white privilege”

"“She Looks Black, but Her Politics Are Red” screams the Huffington Post headline."

November 7, 2014
“Wendy Davis actually won,” explains liberal columnist

"The delusional nature of liberal thinking on full display."

November 7, 2014
Josh Earnest refuses to admit Democrats lost on Tuesday

"As White House reporters laugh at him incredulously."

November 7, 2014
Hold off on that victory celebration for Illinois

"Seems the new “Republican” governor is a wolf in sheep’s clothing."

November 6, 2014
More Bergdahl scandal: President Clouseau tried to pay a money ransom

"But someone stole the money."

November 6, 2014
Texas feminists think they know why Wendy Davis lost

"They think it’s because white women in Texas are stupid..."

November 5, 2014
Matt Lauer lectures GOP

"Because… Matt Lauer"

November 5, 2014
GEORGE BUSH WINS – CARTER LOSES!

"Looks like a headline from some science fiction novel’s alternate timeline, doesn’t it?"

November 5, 2014
Krauthammer declares War on Women over

"And the Democrats lost it..."

November 4, 2014
MSNBC says Dems would win in South if president wasn’t black

"...by golly, they’re gonna play that race card right up to the bitter end."

November 4, 2014
Midterm elections will once again weaken Obama

"The New York Times solution? Do away with midterm elections."

November 4, 2014
Informal poll

"When you voted in the 2014 election cycle, did you have to produce ID?"

November 4, 2014
Another video of Republican votes registering for the Democrat

"This time in Virginia. God bless cellphones..."

November 4, 2014
How bad is the North Carolina election system?

"Nobody recognized the former mayor?"

November 3, 2014
Charlotte Observer pulls story detrimental to Democrat incumbent

"...if you’ve been telling your momma you’re a journalist, how do you look her in the eye from now on?"

November 3, 2014
Harvard offering workshop on how to have anal sex

"Since this is where all the nation’s political leaders come from, they need to know how."

November 3, 2014
Democrats posing as Republican election judges in Colorado

"As if Colorado Democrats need any more help committing election fraud."

November 2, 2014
Why the secret ballot needs to go

"Even when we know the votes are bad, we can’t do a damn thing about it."

November 2, 2014
Lena Dunham manages to unite conservatives & liberals, white & black, men & women

"In disgust."

November 2, 2014
Silliest government job on Planet Earth?

"Meet Daniel Filmus, bankrupt Argentina‘s brand new “Secretary of State for Falklands Affairs.”"

November 1, 2014
David Letterman dazed and confused by income tax facts

"Thank you, you’re applauding my stupidity, god bless you..."

November 1, 2014
Debate moderator ambushes/attacks Scott Brown over New Hampshire geography

"It’s almost like there’s a pattern of abuse with these debate moderators..."

November 1, 2014
“That’s not a choice we want Americans to make”

"President Obama takes a back-handed swipe at stay-at-home moms."

October 31, 2014
Small town bans clowns

"If this spreads to America, Democrat politicians will find it difficult to campaign."

October 31, 2014
Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) calls her constituents racists

"So who does that leave un-insulted, to vote for her? Black women?"

October 31, 2014
LA street artists hit Maxine Waters at her Hancock Park mansion

"Hancock Park is outside the congressional district Waters represents in Congress..."

October 30, 2014
Ignorant nimrods at EPA decide to ban Argon

"To paraphrase Shakespeare: the first thing we do, let’s kill all the bureaucrats."

October 30, 2014
Dem candidate for governor of Wisconsin was fired for incompetence

"By her own family."

October 29, 2014
Washington Post publishes voter guide to where illegals can vote without ID

"But don’t worry: Democrats assure us there is no voter fraud."

October 29, 2014
Muslims in France:

"7.5% of the general population, 60% of the prison population."

October 28, 2014
Bill Maher getting a taste of how conservatives are treated

"Poor guy, he’ll need to be re-assimilated into the hive before the Borg will find him palatable again."

October 28, 2014
More “calibration errors” – this time in Maryland

"They probably learned this trick from Cook County."

October 28, 2014
Chicago activists unchained

"If you can watch this video without wanting to stand and cheer, you aren’t human."

October 28, 2014
As whiny nurse Hickox is released from quarantine to go home...

"U.S. soldiers coming back from West Africa are going into 21-day quarantine."

October 27, 2014
The Brad Pitt scene in Fury that’s making liberals have a cow

"...liberals are aghast. Aghast I say!"

October 27, 2014
What if the team with the Redskins nickname is a Navajo high school?

"Doesn’t make any difference, say liberals, it’s still derogatory."

October 27, 2014
Colorado liberals want restaurant chain to change name

"Illegal Pete’s is feeling heat like the Washington Redskins."

October 26, 2014
About that black vote, Democrats...

"y’all better not rely on that strategy too much."

October 25, 2014
Remember that lawsuit Boehner was going to file against Obama?

"Either the Speaker was talking shit or he can’t find the federal courthouse door with both hands."

October 25, 2014
Dem challenger “accidentally” calls Gov. Nikki Haley a whore

"Then he belly-laughed like a high school sophomore..."

October 25, 2014
Nutty professor of the week

"Professor emeritus Guy McPherson of the University of Arizona..."

October 24, 2014
Doctor claims government is “disappearing” Ebola patients to prevent panic

"...he wouldn’t have been able to leave on his own given his medical condition."

October 23, 2014
Black newspaper was offered facts of Mike Brown shooting a month ago...

"but refused to print the facts..."

October 23, 2014
Cartoon of the year from the Halifax Chronicle-Herald

"Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words."

October 22, 2014
James O’Keefe exposes vote-fraud-enabling Colorado

"O’Keefe has gone undercover to show how easy it is for Democrats to steal votes."

October 22, 2014
In other news from Islam on the day of the Ottawa shooting...

"a Palestinian terrorist drove his Volkswagen into a crowd of Jerusalem pedestrians..."

October 21, 2014
Cook County voting machine won’t let Republican vote for himself

"I cannot say whether or not this was intentional..."

October 21, 2014
Obama jokes about six-year-old unpaid bills stacked up in his Chicago home

"...pretty much describes his attitude as president, too."

October 21, 2014
Did Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC) bribe a judge?

"On October 14, 2009, she submitted the name of Superior Court Judge Calvin E. Murphy..."

October 20, 2014
Ebola Czar thinks overpopulation is world’s biggest issue

"Who better to battle Ebola than a guy..."

October 19, 2014
CDC finally removes incorrect Ebola guidelines from website

"...Frieden The Foolish was actually on TV last week defending the guidelines."

October 19, 2014
Meanwhile, the president golfs

"At least he’s consistent."

October 19, 2014
Besides Solyndra, what else is the new Ebola Czar famous for?

"...he’s the male version of Jamie Gorelick."

October 19, 2014
They’re kidding, right?

"The new Ebola Czar won’t start for five or six months."

October 18, 2014
Common Core stupid question of the week:

"There are 25 sheep and 5 dogs in a flock. How old is the shepherd?"

October 18, 2014
Ebola caused by Global Warming

" That’s according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service..."

October 17, 2014
President Obama decides we need an ‘Ebola Czar’

"Because clearly the situation demands another layer of bureaucracy..."

October 17, 2014
UCLA chooses communist anti-American terrorist as new cover girl

"At least the university is honest about what kind of message they have ready for incoming students..."

October 17, 2014
Texas Presbyterian worker who handled Ebola bodily fluids is on a cruise

"Hey, the CDC told her to “self monitor” and she decided she could do that on a cruise ship."

October 16, 2014
Dutch biker gang in Iraq fighting ISIS

"Finally! someone from Obama’s “Inherent Resolve” coalition willing to put boots on the ground."

October 15, 2014
STOP THE PRESSES! PRESIDENT OBAMA CANCELLED TODAY’S FUNDRAISING TRIP!

"Wow, who thought that would ever happen?"

October 15, 2014
Another one

"A second Texas Presbyterian healthcare worker is infected with the Ebola virus."

October 15, 2014
Frieden: You can GIVE – but not GET – Ebola on a bus

"WTF? Is this guy high?"

October 15, 2014
Also on hold until after the election

"The results of the Army’s investigation into Bowe Bergdahl..."

October 14, 2014
Is Ebola the same virus as the Black Death?

"You won’t hear this from that numbskull running the CDC, but..."

October 14, 2014
Turkey, Georgia, and other countries calling Obama a liar

"Turkey says no, they are not allowing U.S. aircraft to fly against ISIS from Turkish air bases..."

October 14, 2014
Ebola nurse’s boyfriend admitted to Texas Presbyterian for monitoring

"Lovely."

October 14, 2014
Alexa officially joins the dark side of the Force

"...conservative website rankings are plummeting while liberal pro-government websites are skyrocketing."

October 13, 2014
The Republican candidate is leading in Colorado senate race, BUT...

"the Democrat legislature passed a new voting law that not only invites election fraud..."

October 13, 2014
Nobody wants to be a patient at Texas Presbyterian Hospital

"So add this consequence to all the other consequences..."

October 13, 2014
NBC crew violates their voluntary quarantine

"So the state of New Jersey has placed them in a mandatory quarantine."

October 12, 2014
Manufacturer who promised to replace human workers with a million robots...

"has instead hired 100,000 more humans... Score one for the biologicals – yay team!"

October 12, 2014
CDC was not monitoring healthcare workers who cared for Ebola patient

"Gee, why would they monitor people who were caring for a vomiting, bleeding, sweating, crying, dying Ebola patient?"

October 12, 2014
Dallas healthcare worker tests positive for Ebola

"‘Nuf said."

October 12, 2014
Biden praying for a high-profile shooting victim

"Because that would advance the gun control agenda."

October 11, 2014
Montana senator stripped of his master’s degree

"Soon-to-be-ex-Senator Walsh issued a public statement apologizing..."

October 11, 2014
Now the other political party in Australia has wised up

"Maybe other countries will follow suit and Global Warming will soon join Piltdown Man..."

October 11, 2014
Jack-o’-lantern photo of sun released by NASA

"Just in time for Halloween."

October 10, 2014
Gwyneth Paltrow hosts fundraiser for Obama

"...it was brainless Hollywood twit on full display."

October 10, 2014
Dallas Ebola patient had 103-degree fever – ER sent him home

"Yeah, we got this under control."

October 10, 2014
Government math

"The Pentagon spent $486 million for 20 Italian-manufactured military transport planes..."

October 10, 2014
Democrat governor’s fiancée broke immigration law

"...because she’s Democrat, this will be seen as heroic."

October 9, 2014
Those thermal scanners they’re using in airports to measure body temperature?

"They don’t really work."

October 9, 2014
Putin’s tiger defects to China

"Hey, you can’t teach national loyalty to a wild animal."

October 9, 2014
Census Bureau whistleblower confirms what everybody already knew:

"the Labor Department’s unemployment numbers are fraudulent."

October 8, 2014
Madam Secretary turns out to be the exact opposite of Hillary Clinton

"Viewers will be thinking, “This is how things should have been handled!”"

October 8, 2014
Comedy gold: MSNBC asks Dem. senator if Obama doing a good job handling Ebola crisis

"Even MSNBC hosts break into laughter at the senator’s answer."

October 8, 2014
First patient diagnosed with Ebola in U.S. has died

"So much for all that CDC hype about American medical care – we are now 0 for 1."

October 7, 2014
George Will uninvited to speak at Scripps College

"Here’s the punchline..."

October 7, 2014
Sandy Hook Advisory Commission targets homeschoolers

"Charged with investigating the causes and consequences of the 2012 school massacre, these yahoos concluded..."

October 6, 2014
Feminist/journalist/Democrat Naomi Wolf releases her inner whacko

"Cue The Twilight Zone music."

October 6, 2014
Liberian child comes to Delaware hospital with Ebola symptoms

"Hospital calls CDC and CDC declines to test for Ebola. WTF!?"

October 5, 2014
Unfortunately timed magazine cover

"Taste of Africa’ Comes To Dallas!"

October 5, 2014
Doctor with Ebola who was released from Nebraska hospital last week...

"was re-admitted to a Massachusetts hospital yesterday."

October 4, 2014
British scientists to “fast-track” Global Warming evidence

"Just what the world needed..."

October 4, 2014
“Ohbee-guynee?”

"Maybe the president was distracted by a “corpse-man...”"

October 4, 2014
CDC Director refuses to say whether Ebola can be transmitted by cough or sneeze

"CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta asks him three times and he refuses to answer..."

October 4, 2014
CDC Director says isolating West Africa would actually make U.S. less safe

"Dr. Tom Frieden is the epitome of an irrational dysfunctional bureaucrat..."

October 3, 2014
U.S. District Court: IRS Obamacare rule is “arbitrary, capricious, and abuse of discretion”

"What do you know, a judge who isn’t a member of the Communist Party."

October 3, 2014
Biden overstates number of deaths in Joplin tornado

"But give him credit for being close – he was only off by 160,839."

October 3, 2014
Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe’s office tried to bribe state senator

"Wait, that’s not the dumb part."

October 3, 2014
An NBC cameraman has contracted Ebola in Liberia...

"and is being flown back to the United States for treatment."

October 3, 2014
Dallas paramedic says “Bull crap!!!”

"No one contacted me and I was in and drove that ambulance after it was infected."

October 2, 2014
Fox News most-watched cable channel

"Not just the most-watched cable news channel – the most-watched cable channel period."

October 2, 2014
Netanyahu tells Obama to get his facts straight before opening his mouth

"It’s a nice thought but we are not optimistic."

October 2, 2014
Relax! the federal government has a plan to stop this Ebola thing

"They printed up a flyer."

October 1, 2014
Willie Nelson shows up in 45-foot luxury motor coach...

"to participate in benefit concert against Keystone Pipeline."

October 1, 2014
Dallas parents pulling kids out of five schools linked to Ebola patient

"Oh yeah, this is going well."

October 1, 2014
Kim Jong Un so fat he broke both ankles

"...it’s communism in action, stupid."

September 30, 2014
AMA: doctors should start treating patients for climate change

"But is that covered by Obamacare?"

September 30, 2014
Researchers discover inverse relationship between belief in science and belief in Global Warming

"...the more people know about science, the less they believe in fairy tales."

September 29, 2014
National Geographic says bird watching is racist

"No, they don’t mean that kind of bird watching."

September 29, 2014
ISIS leader gave himself Jewish name

"This is what happens when you pluck a name out of the Koran without paying attention to the context."

September 28, 2014
Neil DeGrasse Tyson descends into Dan Rather territory

"Odd indeed."

September 28, 2014
Muslim asks loaded question, then wishes she hadn’t

"The woman who answers has a foreign accent but we wish she was president."

September 28, 2014
Connecticut state representative arrested on 19 vote fraud charges

"Guess which political party."

September 23, 2014
Times takes two weeks to correct obvious falsehood

"On Tuesday, The Slimes finally got around to printing a correction."

September 23, 2014
Semper latte

"President Obama salutes Marines with coffee cup..."

September 23, 2014
Wait a minute… the uninsured rate is HIGHER?

"Hmm, that’s puzzling."

September 23, 2014
Twitter users noticed something peculiar about Sunday’s climate marchers

"They were all white."

September 22, 2014
TV reporter quits on-air with line Johnny Paycheck would love

"We hope the entire team at MSNBC is inspired to follow suit."

September 22, 2014
Rockefeller heirs divesting themselves of all fossil fuel investments

"That thunkety-thunk sound you hear is..."

September 22, 2014
Al Gore tries to quote Jesus

"Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor?"

September 21, 2014
Redskin ambush on The Daily Show

"Jon Stewart, channeling his inner Jerry Springer..."

September 21, 2014
Democrat candidate for governor of Kansas explains strip club incident

"I was in the wrong place at the wrong time."

September 20, 2014
Eric Holder trying to run out the clock on Fast and Furious

"Refusing yet again to turn over documents to the House Oversight Committee..."

September 20, 2014
Ambushed in an Iraqi house, Navy SEAL was shot 27 times and hit with grenade shrapnel

"Then he went to work."

September 19, 2014
Scotland stays

"Probably not a good day for individual liberty."

September 19, 2014
New York Democrat says all his heroes are enemies of America

"‘Cause, you know, those countries are so happy and successful."

September 19, 2014
Human Rights Council publishes hit list of Christians who oppose LGBT lifestyle

"...you know, just in case someone didn’t understand this was a hit list."

September 18, 2014
State Dept. changed name of Benghazi compound so they could ignore security requirements

"Undersecretary of State Patrick Kennedy labeled it a 'special mission compound...'"

September 18, 2014
60-year-old heart transplant patient claims 33-year-old nurse raped him

"So why the lawsuit? Why ruin things for all the other heart transplant patients?"

September 17, 2014
14 ISIS members killed trying to load chlorine gas into rocket

"Well of course God knows how to make lemonade."

September 17, 2014
Durbin says amnesty bill would have helped fight Ebola

"For Democrats, every crisis is an opportunity to blame Republicans."

September 17, 2014
California bureaucrats fine small winery out of business

"The winery’s crime? Offering a free class on wine-making..."

September 16, 2014
What if you held a climate summit and nobody showed up?

"Another sign of the degree to which our president is out of touch with reality."

September 16, 2014
Rotherham sex abuse victim confronts Muslim abuser

"Police immediately arrest her for racism."

September 16, 2014
Do NOT order bacon on your sandwich in Australia

"A Muslim KFC employee goes apeshit when a customer makes the mistake of ordering bacon."

September 16, 2014
Scientists splice human brain gene into mice

"What could go wrong?"

September 15, 2014
The Bad Touch president

"After nearly six years in office, Obama is still ignorant – or unconcerned – about..."

September 15, 2014
“Obama Plans Major Ebola Offensive"

"We weren’t really worried about the Ebola outbreak until we saw that headline this morning."

September 15, 2014
In developing his ersatz strategy to combat ISIS...

"Obama rejected the “best military advice” of his top military commander in the Middle East."

September 15, 2014
“Startling” allegation from State Department official

"Hillary Clinton confederates spent a whole weekend culling..."

September 13, 2014
Islam: sexually enslaving children worldwide

"The Muslim-run sex ring in Rotherham, England, is the rule, not the exception..."

September 13, 2014
Wondering why it’s so cold outside?

"The “largest climate march in history” is scheduled for September 21st..."

September 12, 2014
Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC) recommends sexting to get out the vote

"Maybe he figures, “Hey, it worked for Anthony Weiner.”"

September 12, 2014
LGBT activist dedicates honorary fellowship to Palestine...

"where homosexuality is a capital crime."

September 11, 2014
Democrat congressman implicated in sordid fraud scheme

"Philadelphia vultures are already circling..."

September 11, 2014
“Whenever we can, we follow the law,”

said IRS Commissioner John Koskinen during congressional testimony yesterday.

September 11, 2014
Obama going to war without congressional approval... AGAIN

"He changes his justifications like other men change their underwear."

September 11, 2014
First species ever declared extinct because of climate change...

"has apparently been doing fine for the last 17 years..."

September 10, 2014
NY Times moron says ISIS and Putin can be stopped with...

"a carbon tax."

September 10, 2014
Fat black people? Fat Hispanic people?

"It’s your fault, Whitey..."

September 10, 2014
American soldier plays “The Star-Spangled Banner”

"With an electric guitar connected to a loudspeaker. On a rooftop in Afghanistan..."

September 9, 2014
13-year-old piano prodigy labeled a truant by D.C. school system

"Avery Gagliano is a straight-A student but..."

September 9, 2014
DA drops all charges against climate activists because:

"Because political correctness trumps the law now, dontchaknow?"

September 8, 2014
Stephen Hawking worried about yet another doomsday scenario

"First he warned that aliens might destroy us, then..."

September 8, 2014
Socialism accomplishes the impossible

"Venezuela, the country with the largest oil reserves on Earth, is importing oil."

September 7, 2014
Jack the Ripper identified

"...let IHTM go on the record here and now: he looks like a liberal."

September 7, 2014
Guy who was elected purely on optics...

"says he’s no good at optics..."

September 6, 2014
Former USC professor of “gender and sexuality studies” pleads guilty to sex with little boys

"Don’t worry, California parents, this eminent LGBT advocate was lecturing your children... suckers."

September 6, 2014
Narcissist-in-chief raises his hand during group photo again

"Whoever that poor sap is behind him... let’s hope his country doesn’t have nuclear missiles."

September 5, 2014
Delaware governor accidentally tweets photo of dominatrix

"Hilarity ensues, with everybody finding it funny except the Estonian model in the photo..."

September 5, 2014
Holder, now investigating Ferguson for civil rights violations, says he is still investigating the Trayvon Martin shooting for civil rights violations

"Meanwhile, as far as anyone can tell, the Justice Department is completely ignoring the IRS scandal."

September 4, 2014
Popular Science finds 17 phony cellphone towers intercepting calls

"Mostly near military bases, coincidentally. Homeland Security, on the ball again."

September 4, 2014
White House spokesman claims Obama never called ISIS the “JV squad”

"The Washington Post promptly awards the ludicrously misnamed Josh Earnest “Four Pinocchios.”"

September 3, 2014
YouTube terminates Georgia pastor’s account for sermon about Islam

"YouTube decided it was hate speech..."

September 3, 2014
ISIS terrorist killed in Iraq worked at Minneapolis airport

"Who issued that security clearance? Inspector Clouseau?"

September 2, 2014
What the United Nations doesn’t want you to know

"The organization was designed and started by a communist..."

September 1, 2014
The ISIS map of the world

"It would be funny if we didn’t all suspect that Obama has a similar map in his head."

September 1, 2014
German forests full of radioactive wild boar

"If we can teach these nasty critters to parachute and then push them out of a plane over ISIS territory..."

August 31, 2014
Michael Sam out

"Not out of the closet this time – out of the NFL..."

August 30, 2014
California passes creepy new “Dear Leader” education law

"AB1912, passed earlier this month by the California Assembly 76-1..."

August 30, 2014
Beige Obama says Don’t Worry Be Happy, the world is a much better place

"Someone please tell him the stuff he’s smoking now is more powerful..."

August 29, 2014
Muslim pedophilia in UK ignored by authorities

"Because it would be politically incorrect to acknowledge that Pakistani immigrants are perverts..."

August 29, 2014
Has Russia invaded Ukraine or not?

"It is a sign of the Obama administration’s foreign policy confusion, impotence, and dysfunction..."

August 28, 2014
Here we go: federal judge strikes down ban on polygamy

"Remember when people said legalizing gay marriage was a slippery slope?"

August 28, 2014
Ron Paul caught in more skullduggery

"At the time, it puzzled everyone that Michele Bachmann’s Iowa campaign manager was suddenly endorsing Ron Paul..."

August 27, 2014
Another classroom “Bless you” dictator

"Assistant professor of chemistry Leon Gardner at the College of Coastal Georgia..."

August 27, 2014
Obama’s rousing speech brings military vets to their feet

"Just kidding."

August 27, 2014
Good news! (for real this time)

"There are now more Christians in China than Communist Party members..."

August 26, 2014
The Washington Post pledges activist campaign against Global Warming

"Because that’s the proper job of a newspaper, right?"

August 26, 2014
Good news!

"The federal government is creating a database of political posts on Twitter..."

August 26, 2014
Another reason food prices are high

"Millions of bushels of grain is rotting on the ground in North Dakota..."

August 25, 2014
Now they say there ARE backup copies of Lois Lerner’s emails

"WTF?"

August 25, 2014
Egyptian feminist strips naked and drops a turd on ISIS flag

"It sure seems like feminists in other countries are more fun than the ones here..."

August 24, 2014
Unidentified EPA employee pooping in hallways and smearing menstrual blood on walls

"It’s been happening for months..."

August 24, 2014
Vermont bacon ad taken down to placate hyper-sensitive Muslim

"She said the sign was “insensitive” to people who don’t consume pork..."

August 23, 2014
Antarctic sea ice above average for 1,000 straight days

"Liberal mainstream media explaining how this is caused by Global Warming in 3… 2… 1…"

August 22, 2014
Retired intelligence officer says Foley rescue failed because of Obama:

"Let me give you a little secret here..."

August 22, 2014
Top psychiatrist says transgenderism is a mental disorder and sex change is biologically impossible

"Oooo boy, is this guy in trouble!"

August 21, 2014
Feminists upset about cover pic on new Spider Woman comic book

"We just don’t get it. What’s wrong with the picture?"

August 20, 2014
President of Planned Parenthood says Ferguson is about “reproductive justice”

"Is that about it? Have we heard from every liberal idiot in America now?"

August 20, 2014
Spike Lee enters the fray:

"This is about Trayvon Martin..."

August 19, 2014
With space aliens, too, there is Global Warming consensus

"Just when you thought these GW freaks couldn’t get any nuttier..."

August 19, 2014
Eric Holder orders Dearborn school to translate everything into Arabic

"Because God forbid the dumb Muslims... learn the language of the nation into which they immigrated."

August 19, 2014
Redskins secondary runs out for Monday Night Football with arms up...

"to symbolize their support for Michael Brown and Ferguson protesters."

August 18, 2014
They have a name for those birds set on fire by solar plants

"They call them “streamers” because of the smoke plume..."

August 18, 2014
As the highest ranking U.S. officer killed in combat in 44 years was laid to rest...

"his Commander in Chief golfed on Martha’s Vineyard."

August 17, 2014
How Bogart & Bacall were duped by Hollywood communists

"In 1947 the two superstars, along with a bunch of other Hollywood names..."

August 9, 2014
“Teachers union head defends Common Core:

"And I’m going to punch you in the face and push you in the dirt because this is the teachers'!"

August 8, 2014
“Fear not,” says Rosie O’Donnell, The View won’t hire any jerks

"Too late, Rosie. That ship has sailed."

August 8, 2014
Klingon running for U.S. Senate in North Carolina

"Why not? We already have a fake Cherokee and a fake Vietnam vet in the Senate..."

August 7, 2014
Obama hosts “monsters ball” of African despots

"Oy vey. High as a kite or dumb as a box of rocks, you pick."

August 7, 2014
Political candidate strips naked in Times Square to campaign

"What’s your best guess: Democrat or Republican?"

August 6, 2014
Federal transparency website lost track of $619 billion in 2012

"$619 billion missing here, $619 billion missing there..."

August 6, 2014
JournoList 2.0

"Leftwing journalists – wait, is that redundant?"

August 6, 2014
John Kerry intimidates Putin

"By riding a pink girls’ bike around Nantucket..."

August 5, 2014
Fiscal year 2013 federal benefit payments

"...a shocking amount of money is being stolen from some Americans and transferred to other Americans."

August 5, 2014
Lawsuit after “major reporter for CNN” (her words) bites EMTs

"Who knows what made her so angry?"

August 5, 2014
Democrat sends taxpayer-financed mailer implying support from veterans

"There’s dumb, there’s really dumb, and then there’s Democrats."

August 4, 2014
It’s Obama’s 53rd birthday today

"Or at least that’s what he claims..."

August 4, 2014
Saviors of the world!

"New study says ants might be slowing Global Warming by sequestering carbon."

August 3, 2014
Anti-Hamas language was removed from Democrat Party’s 2012 platform

"And when a political party has a sitting president running for re-election..."

August 3, 2014
No water in Toledo

"It’s the Toledo War all over again."

August 2, 2014
Jon Voight takes Penelope Cruz to the woodshed

"Isn’t it nice to see one Hollywood actor who’s not barking-at-the-moon crazy?"

August 2, 2014
Barney Frank calls President Obama a liar

"...when Barney Frank calls someone a liar, is that an insult or a professional compliment?"

August 2, 2014
Humane Society rescues hundreds of pet rats from Ohio apartment

"Question for Eric Holder: how many of them were registered to vote?"

August 1, 2014
Giraffe in trailer dies after hitting head on overpass

"It’s never good when the human driving the truck is dumber than the giraffes in the trailer."

July 31, 2014
Obama defends polygamy

"...Barack The All Knowing says it was “empowering” for the women."

July 31, 2014
Ebola comes to America

"Hey, no need to worry – what could go wrong with federal bureaucrats in charge?"

July 31, 2014
CNN anchor demonstrates liberal-style class and dignity

"Which of course means no class and no dignity, whatsoever."

July 30, 2014
Naked man in West Virginia not charged by police

"Just another happily married hillbilly couple..."

July 29, 2014
12-year-old raped by stepfather since she was 10 taken to three different abortion clinics:

"Not one of them reported the situation to police..."

July 28, 2014
“Gun Group Trolled By Skanky Topless Libtards”

"was the caption on Facebook..."

July 28, 2014
Obama nominates as new Religious Freedom Ambassador...

"a guy who doesn’t support religious freedom."

July 28, 2014
Chinese communists build running track with right-angle corners

"“Painting right angles was faster than painting curves,” explained an official."

July 27, 2014
WAR: Turkey entering Gaza conflict on side of Hamas

"These are the same people with whom Lurch negotiated..."

July 26, 2014
Israel accuses Kerry of “completely capitulating” to Hamas

"Sounds about right..."

July 26, 2014
Muslim suicide bomber’s failure caused by bad personal hygiene

"He wore his explosive underpants for two weeks straight..."

July 26, 2014
Chinese river turns bright red

"So far they don’t know the cause..."

July 25, 2014
Congressional staffers banned from Wikipedia for “disruptive editing”

"...they called [Donald Rumsfeld] an “alien lizard who eats Mexican babies.”"

July 25, 2014
Crash site mascara posted on Instagram

"Classy dame."

July 24, 2014
Newspaper editor fired for disagreeing with “Queen James Bible”

"It’s open season on Christians lately."

July 24, 2014
Another multi-million-dollar federal computer mess

"The Social Security Administration... spent six years and $288 million installing a new computer system..."

July 22, 2014
University of Wisconsin mulling “diversity-based grading”

"To hell with scholarship and the acquisition of knowledge..."

July 22, 2014
Anderson Cooper accidentally admits TWA Flight 800 was shot down

"Then, a half hour later, his bosses at the Clinton News Network made him retract..."

July 22, 2014
Peer-reviewed paper: lying about Global Warming is okay

"Because it furthers the proper agenda, don’t you see?"

July 22, 2014
Another financial services executive dies mysteriously

"These guys are dropping like flies..."

July 21, 2014
King Obama proclaims all U.S. territories exempt from Obamacare rules

"Never mind what the actual law says."

July 21, 2014
In campaign brochure, Minnesota governor misspells Minnesota

"There is a scientific debate about whether the human race has stopped evolving and started deteriorating..."

July 21, 2014
Egyptian cleric denounces Muslim Brotherhood’s “anal jihad”

"Seriously, that’s what he said."

July 20, 2014
Wikipedia war over crash of Malaysian flight MH17

"Every time someone writes..."

July 20, 2014
Second carbon tax domino falls

"The day after Australia abolished its carbon tax, South Korea announced that it is delaying its own..."

July 20, 2014
The “ideal head”

"Bizarre examples of racial ignorance from a 1906 elementary school geography book..."

July 19, 2014
NYTimes blames Bush for Biden’s illegal alien loopholes

"It was Senator Biden who concocted the 2008 loophole..."

July 19, 2014
Mosque leader arrested for trying to cut off man’s hand...

"in Philadelphia. Coming soon to a city near you."

July 17, 2014
San Francisco set to approve blood donations from gay men

"Political correctness elevated to a level where it endangers public safety."

July 17, 2014
Repel the invasion

"American citizens are riled up about illegal aliens, to say the least..."

July 17, 2014
Planned Parenthood sex ed tells young girls to poop on boyfriends

"...for some people that’s completely normal and it can be really fun!"

July 16, 2014
UN burning indigenous people’s homes in Kenya to stop Global Warming

"Just when you think the mass hysteria and insanity of the climate scam can’t get any worse..."

July 16, 2014
The woman who expected Obama to put gas in her car and pay her mortgage

"Six years later, older and wiser now..."

July 16, 2014
French transport engineers do it again

"The term “French engineer” is becoming an oxymoron."

July 15, 2014
Bowe Bergdahl in line for tax-free $350,000 lump sum

"Unless the Army decides he was a deserter. Trouble is..."

July 14, 2014
NBC News being paid by Bill Gates for favorable Common Core coverage

"The only surprise here is that NBC is advertising this pact with the devil on NBCNews.com."

July 14, 2014
SEIU membership in Michigan drops 80% after home care givers allowed a choice

"Proving once again: if given an informed choice, nobody in their right mind would join a union."

July 14, 2014
Russian beachgoers scamper for cover during hail storm

"So now that pesky Global Warming is freezing raindrops in the middle of the summer."

July 13, 2014
Taliban fighters offer advice to ISIS:

"“Avoid extremism,” say the Islamic thugs who turned Afghanistan into Muslim-extremist hell."

July 13, 2014
Hamas rocket takes out line that carries electricity into Gaza

"Netanyahu tells electric company, “Don’t bother fixing it.”"

July 12, 2014
Congratulations are in order for Charles Manson

"He’s getting married. To the ditzy bimbo from Illinois pictured above."

July 12, 2014
While Eric Holder waxes sympathetic toward Latin American minors now...

"let’s not forget: this is the same sleazeball who... arrested six-year-old Elian Gonzalez at gunpoint."

July 12, 2014
Hamas finally hits something with its rockets

"Other Palestinians."

July 11, 2014
Pentagon sending pink slips to soldiers in war zone

"When God was handing out class, Obama thought he said “grass” and smoked it."

July 10, 2014
Co-author of How To Survive The Bulls Of Pamplona gored by bull in Pamplona

"The bulls have their own how-to book..."

July 9, 2014
Why you feel poorer

"Because you are poorer..."

July 9, 2014
Hamas firing long-range rockets at Tel Avis and Jerusalem

"The response from the Obama administration:"

July 8, 2014
Bill Gates financing court battles to save Common Core

"It’s billionaire-plus-bureaucrats against democratically-elected representatives."

July 8, 2014
HHS will let reporters visit Fort Sill immigrant facility, but:

"1. No recording devices will be allowed 2. No questions will be allowed... etc."

July 8, 2014
Dictator Harry Reid

"Reid has effectively destroyed the Senate, causing it to become completely dysfunctional."

July 7, 2014
Ramadan rage

"Already prone to anger and violence, something about being hungry and thirsty every day..."

July 7, 2014
UK continues efforts to mainstream pedophilia

"Including a pro-pedophilia “academic” conference last July at the University of Cambridge."

July 5, 2014
Another confirmed victim of Obamacare

"She died earlier this week."

July 5, 2014
Canadian city bans events associated (even remotely) with Christianity

"...brought to us by the budding tyrants of the homosexual community."

July 4, 2014
New York bathing beauties of the past

"The photo was taken on Jones Beach, Long Island, July 4th, 1939."

July 3, 2014
Whistleblower says VA ignored normal work to concentrate on Obamacare

"With the Obama presidency, the messes and scandals all feed each other."

July 3, 2014
Oh, that one million tons of plastic swirling around in the ocean?

"They over-estimated by a factor of one hundred forty two. Oops."

July 3, 2014
Hyatt Place Hotels blocking Internet access to conservative websites

"Pretty soon conservatives will need their own Internet..."

July 3, 2014
Arizona State women offered extra credit for not shaving armpits

"...they’re taking a shortcut to the very essence of what makes a liberal woman: excess body hair."

July 2, 2014
20 hottest conservative men on the Internet

"Makes you question the accuracy of the list."

July 2, 2014
Hitler’s Nazi poster child for Aryan race was Jewish

"An early nominee for the feel-good laugh-out-loud story of the year."

July 2, 2014
Burger King introduces the gay Whopper

"So far it’s only at one San Francisco Burger King during Gay Pride Week, but..."

July 1, 2014
White House clueless about Hobby Lobby decision

"Press Secretary Josh Earnest (who really isn’t) keeps talking..."

July 1, 2014
What’s another miracle when you’re the messiah?

"Obama already stopped the seas from rising. Now..."

June 30, 2014
Arizona education officials call teacher a “f*cktard"

"His crime was writing an op-ed for the local newspaper criticizing Common Core."

June 30, 2014
Israel’s new weapon against Hamas

"Just when we thought the world couldn’t get any crazier, the Israelis start acting loony."

June 29, 2014
While veterans died waiting for an appointment...

"the VA... spent $420 million on windmills and solar panels."

June 28, 2014
Slate says Iraq being destabilized by… climate change

"So there you go. It’s not Obama’s fault."

June 28, 2014
Obama blames worldwide foreign policy debacles on World Cup

"He says nobody will answer the phone because they’re too busy watching soccer games."

June 27, 2014
A record 12 unanimous Supreme Court losses for Obama administration

"It’s... a frightening demonstration of the president’s animosity for the American constitutional republic."

June 27, 2014
Alcee Hastings thinks 1 in 6 Americans have HIV and don’t know it

"Like most Democrats, he’s not good with numbers."

June 27, 2014
Democrat runs in Republican primary, then claims opponent is dead

"'[He was] executed by the world court on or about jan. 11, 2011… in Ukraine.' Uh huh."

June 26, 2014
CBS doesn’t think the House suing the president is newsworthy

"So which is better, ignorance or stupidity?"

June 26, 2014
Hillary’s book getting panned in Amazon customer reviews

"Excruciatingly Boring, Overly Long, Insipid Pabulum"

June 25, 2014
The campaign flier that won Thad Cochran the runoff yesterday

"What a guy."

June 25, 2014
Kurds offered to help stop ISIS months ago

"But they never heard back from Obama."

June 24, 2014
Guess who didn’t honor Chipotle’s gun ban?

"Liberals love gun bans, but they never think the ban applies to them."

June 23, 2014
Common Core poster in KC middle school uses sex appeal to sell curriculum

"They should change the name of this education scam from Common Core to Rotten-To-The Core."

June 23, 2014
Relax, the man who brought us the Great Recession is here

"Now he’s going to save us from Global Warming like he saved us from the mortgage crisis."

June 23, 2014
Northwestern hands out journalism diplomas with misspelled word

"Who cares? They’re journalism graduates so they’ll never notice."

June 23, 2014
3,137-county analysis: Obamacare increased premiums by average of 49%

"Forget about renaming the Washington Redskins, Harry Reid – it’s time to rename the Affordable Care Act."

June 23, 2014
NASA/NOAA altered temperature data to show warming trend

"And they’ve been performing this same trick on the rest of the world, too."

June 22, 2014
AP retracts story

"Now the AP admits the children were baptized and given Christian burials..."

June 22, 2014
When pedophiles run the school

"...they should have been hanging school officials from the top of the pole. By the neck."

June 22, 2014
Oklahoma is a name derived from the Choctaw words “red” and “people.”

"Wait ’til politically correct liberals hear about this."

June 21, 2014
Republican congressman introduces “Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Resolution”

"The legislation would allow taxpayers to use the same excuses during IRS audits that the IRS uses."

June 21, 2014
Remember this story?

"Oh, by the way, ABC fired him, the transphobic cretins."

June 21, 2014
ISIS circulating photo of McCain posing with them in Syria

"What more can you say about the choice we had in 2008?"

June 21, 2014
Nincompoops force their vegan diet on cat

"Cat nearly dies, saved by 20 CCs of meat."

June 20, 2014
20 hottest conservative women on the Internet

"Two questions: is there a version of this for liberal women? and..."

June 20, 2014
Buzzfeed tries to misquote and slander Republican congressman

"Here’s columnist Andrew Kaczynski’s first headline:"

June 20, 2014
Now that it’s biting him in the ass...

"Obama says it wasn’t his decision to remove all U.S. troops from Iraq."

June 19, 2014
Connecticut high school blocks Internet access to conservative websites

"God forbid kids learn there are two sides to an argument."

June 19, 2014
George Soros wants even more IRS harassment of conservatives

"And Obama’s new IRS commissioner, John Koskinen, is promising Daddy Warbucks to git ‘er done."

June 18, 2014
Second of three Articles of Impeachment against Richard Nixon:

"He has, acting personally and through his subordinates and agents, endeavoured to obtain from the IRS..."

June 18, 2014
Price of electricity at record high

"Hey, we have no right to complain. The guy told us he wanted this to happen..."

June 17, 2014
Don’t worry, the president was briefed on the Iraq crisis

"While he was golfing, according to the White House."

June 17, 2014
In spite of media fawning, Hillary’s book bombs

"Simon & Schuster printed and shipped one million copies of the book..."

June 16, 2014
For Flag Day, Democrat Party broadcasted photo of little boy with flag

"Unfortunately, it wasn’t an American flag. Oops."

June 16, 2014
Around the world, Muslim atrocities accelerate

"Meanwhile, John Kerry talks about climate change and President Obama fundraises & golfs."

June 16, 2014
Is Barack Obama an honest man?

"Let’s go to the video:"

June 14, 2014
IRS claims it lost two years of Lois Lerner emails

"Then the dog ate their homework and everybody’s grandmother died."

June 14, 2014
Oh yeah, those “right-wing” Wal-Mart shooters in Las Vegas?

"They were actually left-wing/anarchist Occupoopers."

June 14, 2014
Oxford Dictionary uses “right-wing” as example in definition of ‘bigotry’

"Hmm… maybe Oxford Dictionary was trying to be the example?"

June 13, 2014
Washington Post looks at collapse of Iraq and blames… Bush

"That’s 1,969 days – almost 5 and one half years – after Barack Obama was sworn in as president."

June 13, 2014
Professor terminated for column skeptical of Global Warming

"All the poor guy did was point out that Planet Earth hasn’t warmed in over 19 years..."

June 13, 2014
BBC asks Hillary if she’s embarrassed by her Russian “reset”

"We hope she buys makeup in bulk because that pig will need a lot of lipstick."

June 12, 2014
Oh yeah, that’s the image we want to project in the Middle East

"Obama’s ambassador to Israel is flying the Gay Pride flag outside the Tel Aviv embassy this week."

June 12, 2014
Australian government confiscates $360 million of private bank accounts

"A dingo’s got your baby now."

June 11, 2014
Remember that war in Iraq that Obama ended?

"Someone forgot to tell the enemy..."

June 11, 2014
Obama himself said one of the Talban Five was too dangerous to release

"So the White House went against themselves, against Congress, and against a judge’s ruling."

June 10, 2014
“This Is Are Story”

"That’s the slogan for Paul Robeson High School’s 2014 senior prom."

June 10, 2014
Arne Duncan doesn’t know if it’s constitutional

"And he doesn’t care."

June 10, 2014
You are looking at an iceberg on Lake Superior

"In June."

June 9, 2014
Feminists attack Miss USA for advocating self defense

"Nevada’s Nia Sanchez certainly looks like she can defend herself..."

June 9, 2014
Eric Holder resurrects thought crime program

"...to “thwart” domestic threats from anti-government and racially prejudiced people."

June 8, 2014
Blasphemy and desecration at the Vatican: Pope commits sacrilege

"Catholics have elected a naïve traitorous kook as Pope."

June 8, 2014
Obama to free Gitmo terrorist “because he took up yoga”

"The Periodic Review Board that makes these decisions was set up by Obama in 2011..."

June 8, 2014
11th annual World Naked Bike Ride in Portland

"We just hope they washed their bicycle seats afterward."

June 6, 2014
Michael Moore involved in bitter divorce

"How and why, in 23 years of marriage, did this handsome couple fail to produce children?"

June 5, 2014
Obama official suggests Bergdahl platoon-mates might be psychopaths

"Poor guy was just trying to escape all those psychopaths, you see?"

June 5, 2014
Gay activist under fire for “transphobic slur”

"“What’s that?” you ask."

June 4, 2014
Guest at Polish hotel snaps photos of Obama “pumping iron”

"Putin is LHAO."

June 4, 2014
Just when you think liberals can’t get any more self-destructive and idiotic...

"26 members of the New York city council write a letter to Walmart..."

June 3, 2014
Federal government experimented on premature babies

"Since then we’ve decided to give these heartless bureaucrats total control of the healthcare system."

June 2, 2014
White House caught flat-footed by reaction to Bergdahl trade:

"...it appears the administration believed it would win a PR victory..."

June 2, 2014
Canada: meteorologists not allowed to talk about climate change

"Take that, you politically-incorrect flat-earth bastards."

June 2, 2014
Oh, by the way, the polar bear population count was completely bogus

"So that whole Polar-Bears-Are-Threatened-So-We-Must-Fight-Global-Warming stuff... was utter nonsense."

June 1, 2014
Bergdahl father’s deleted tweet

"No, there’s nothing suspicious about this trade. Nothing at all."

June 1, 2014
Laws? Policies? Obama don’t care about no stinkin’ laws and policies

"Obama broke a longstanding American policy by negotiating with terrorists..."

May 31, 2014
Man-woman Laverne Cox on the cover of this week’s Time

"Why is he-she on the cover? Did he-she do something newsworthy?"

May 30, 2014
Jay Carney resigns

"He says it was because of strain on his family life but..."

May 30, 2014
The MSNBC apology tape:

Video

May 30, 2014
Baltimore suspends municipal bike share program after 40 disappear in one day

"Gee, who saw that coming?"

May 29, 2014
While TV networks talk about melting Antarctic ice causing sea levels to rise...

"the IPCC’s official report says the Antarctic will continue to add ice and contribute to a lowering of sea level."

May 29, 2014
Valerie Plame defends White House over exposing CIA station chief

"A tour de force of hypocrisy and dishonesty."

May 29, 2014
Obama suddenly remembers playing football and getting concussions

"We finally have an explanation for the Obama presidency: brain damage."

May 28, 2014
Study finds Affordable Care Act will not reduce number of uninsured

"So we screwed up the greatest healthcare system in the world... for what?"

May 28, 2014
Donald Trump offered Obama $50 million for his birth certificate, passport and college records

"Not only did Obama ignore The Donald’s offer, so did the media."

May 25, 2014
HHS quietly stops issuing Obamacare enrollment numbers

"Gee, it’s almost like there’s something they don’t want people to know..."

May 25, 2014
The auto plant UAW geniuses won’t let Ford build in Detroit

"The only people stupider than Washington politicians are the people who lead labor unions."

May 24, 2014
Hey, mosquitos have rights, too!

"The Boulder County Planning Commission decided that nature’s critters have legal rights just like people."

May 24, 2014
John Kerry gets the facts wrong about Nigeria...

"one day after getting the facts wrong about global warming."

May 24, 2014
Alternative energy breakthrough

"Liberals will fit right in with this crowd, especially the Planned Parenthood crowd."

May 23, 2014
France buys fleet of new trains that are too fat to fit into stations

"Someone tell them Michelle Obama has a school lunch program that will fix this problem."

May 22, 2014
Paul Ehrlich predicts we will soon be eating our dead

"Nothing has really changed with this nincompoop..."

May 22, 2014
American toddler in prison in Sudan

"The State Department refuses to even acknowledge the situation."

May 22, 2014
Upset victory at Madrid’s prestigious Las Ventas bullfights

"The bulls won."

May 21, 2014
James O’Keefe dupes Hollywood with phony anti-fracking film

"Watch and listen as pusillanimous traitorous Hollywood liberals..."

May 21, 2014
The chemistry joke that got a high school student suspended

"BaCK ThAt AsS UP."

May 20, 2014
Lefty PBS scientist wants climate skeptic politicians thrown in prison

"Lefty PBS host Bill Moyers doesn’t have a problem with that, per se..."

May 20, 2014
Obama designating half a million acres along the Mexican border a national monument

"Welcome thieves and home invaders!"

May 19, 2014
As death toll rises above 100, MSNBC prime timers refuse to cover VA story

"They’ve got more important stuff to cover, like that eight-month-old bridge scandal in New Jersey."

May 19, 2014
Remember when Obama said he would take a 5% pay cut?

"More bullshit."

May 18, 2014
Pentagon has a plan to stop zombie apocalypse

"IHTM is not sure why they have such a plan, but we have our suspicions."

May 17, 2014
While student debt keeps rising...

"income for college graduates keeps sinking."

May 17, 2014
MSM ignoring landslide victory of India’s free market anti-jihad candidate

"And the victory is more awkward for Obama than it is for the media..."

May 17, 2014
Instead of Donald Sterling, NAACP honors Al Sharpton

"That’s not exactly trading up."

May 16, 2014
Finally: proof of climate change

"Jupiter’s Great Red Spot has been shrinking since the 1930s..."

May 15, 2014
Norwegian ambassador remembers his “most painful day” at U.N.

"...it was the day Norway awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama."

May 15, 2014
Climate skeptic driven off academic advisory council after only three weeks

"Good to know our tax money is being used to support scientific censorship, eh?"

May 14, 2014
Egad, Ben Affleck’s Batman will be driving a hybrid

"Because, as everyone knows, it is most crucial for caped crusaders... to reduce their carbon footprint."

May 14, 2014
DC schools spend $29,349 per student...

"but 83 percent of eighth graders can’t read."

May 14, 2014
Democrat congressman picks his ear, then eats the wax

"On TV no less. Classy guy."

May 13, 2014
UN calling Catholic Church’s position on abortion “psychological torture”

"They worry about the actual baby not so much."

May 13, 2014
In 2010 Mark Zuckerberg made a deal with Chris Christie and Cory Booker

"Four years later, the report card is in."

May 12, 2014
Dolphins player fined and suspended for politically incorrect tweet

"...here’s hoping he’s still heterosexual when he comes back."

May 12, 2014
Remember that long 2007 drought in Ohio?

"Neither does Ohio."

May 11, 2014
While Boko Haram was burning down Christian churches in northern Nigeria...

"Hillary and Barack were renovating mosques in northern Nigeria."

May 11, 2014
NYTimes notes return of polio, fails to mention that Muslims are the cause

"Because the NYTimes is more about being politically correct than reporting the truth."

May 11, 2014
Mark Steyn suggests new hashtag for Michelle Obama

"It’s much better than the one she’s been using..."

May 10, 2014
This is why you can’t have a TV dating show in a Muslim country

"In Turkey, a contestant... admitted killing his previous wife and killing a previous girlfriend."

May 9, 2014
NBC editors have done it again

"The backroom propagandists at NBC edited video of a Vermont maple syrup farmer..."

May 9, 2014
So far, gay football player remains undrafted

"So what’s the problem? Is the NFL full of homophobe bigots?"

May 9, 2014
Coldest. Year. Ever.

"Through May 6, this has been the coldest year in U.S. history..."

May 9, 2014
The latest lie

"Is this guy dishonest or just stupid?"

May 8, 2014
HGTV cancels show because host led prayer rally against gay marriage

"Gosh, the scoundrel led a prayer rally. What was he thinking?"

May 8, 2014
The incredible genius that is Al Sharpton:

Video

May 8, 2014
Muslim journalists have intellectual discussion about Syria:

Video

May 8, 2014
Common Core assignment:

"Pretend the Holocaust was “merely a political scheme...""

May 7, 2014
UN issues sternly worded warning to Boko Haram

"Stealing a page from the Barack Obama foreign policy playbook..."

May 7, 2014
Kerry slams Boko Haram for not offering health insurance

"This is in response to Boko Haram jihadists in Nigeria..."

May 7, 2014
Founded by a clergyman, Harvard will now host a Satanic Black Mass

"A headline summarizing in twelve words the rise and fall of America."

May 7, 2014
Harry Reid has truly lost touch with reality

"He’s... claiming the Koch brothers are “one of the main causes” of climate change..."

May 6, 2014
She’s ba-a-a-ack!

"Monica Lewinsky writes about her affair with President Clinton in the May 8 issue of Vanity Fair..."

May 6, 2014
Obama administration re-names Global Warming again

"Sorry, Charley – it’s still New Coke and we still don’t buy it."

May 6, 2014
Russia accidentally posts real Crimean election results

"So Russia annexed Crimea based on 15% of voters..."

May 6, 2014
So many jihadists flocking to Libya, it’s becoming “Scumbag Woodstock”

"Just one in a long list of expensive Obama foreign policy boondoggles."

May 5, 2014
Vampires? Turns out there might be something to the legends.

"At least with mice."

May 5, 2014
First openly gay Episcopal bishop plans to get a divorce

"So that didn’t work out, for anybody."

May 4, 2014
Med student selling her virginity to highest bidder

"Bidding has already reached $550,000..."

May 4, 2014
Obama doesn’t know what kind of government we have

"Doesn’t he brag about having been a constitutional law professor?"

May 3, 2014
We finally have a clue about what Obama was doing during Benghazi attack

"White House visitor logs show three guys signing in to help the president with “Debate Prep...”"

May 3, 2014
German study concludes Muslims are prone to violence

"We have a front-runner for IHTM’s 2014 No Shit Sherlock Award."

May 2, 2014
April jobs report: 988,000 more people left the labor force

"And the Obama administration somehow translates that horrific statistic into another drop in the unemployment rate..."

May 2, 2014
The last two people who ran against John Boehner were fired

"Power corrupts and Boehner is the poster child."

May 1, 2014
Google blackballs ads from anti-abortion pregnancy resource centers

"Google acted at the behest of NARAL..."

May 1, 2014
Email shows AP reporter colluding with State Dept. in Benghazi cover up

"Looks like AP reporter Matt Lee has earned a promotion..."

May 1, 2014
Former NASA scientist calls Global Warming “absolutely stupid”

"‘Nuf said."

May 1, 2014
Everything you need to know about cellulosic ethanol mandates in one chart

"Original mandate by Congress for 2013: one billion gallons."

April 30, 2014
Another day, another racist rant by a Democrat

"...we can’t repeat what she’s worried about. You’ll have to click on the link."

April 30, 2014
Obama’s Transportation Secretary defends Muslim airline’s ban on Israeli Jews

"Headline says it all."

April 30, 2014
Florida Democrats vote for Islami qanun

"Otherwise known as sharia. It was a straight party line vote."

April 30, 2014
Alan Grayson’s 24-year marriage dissolving amid accusations of bigamy

"According to Alan, Lolita was already married to someone else when she married him in 1990..."

April 28, 2014
Polar bears threatened by excessive ice

"Remember, the polar bear was listed as “threatened” in 2008..."

April 28, 2014
On eve of Holocaust Remembrance Day, John Kerry badmouths Israel

"Never mind that awkward business about Hitler trying to eliminate Jewish people..."

April 27, 2014
Racist L.A. Clippers owner is a liberal Democrat scheduled to be honored by the NAACP

"Funny how mainstream media news sources are failing to mention that."

April 27, 2014
Democrat commencement speakers outnumber Republicans 57 to 26

"And that lopsided score doesn’t include ten members of Obama’s cabinet..."

April 27, 2014
British politician arrested for quoting Winston Churchill in public

"Churchill was not a big fan of Islam..."

April 26, 2014
CAIR suing Michigan residents for speaking at public meeting

"Pesky American citizens had the audacity to attend a township zoning meeting..."

April 26, 2014
Russia’s debt rating cut to almost junk level

"Maybe that’s why Putin is invading Ukraine – he wants to sell it at a garage sale."

April 25, 2014
Women with wider hips have more sex

"Here’s an alternative conclusion: women who have lots of sex end up with wider hips."

April 25, 2014
Woman sues after neighbor’s pet duck attacks her

"...she probably didn’t see eye-to-eye with the Aflac salesman."

April 24, 2014
Burn, Baby, Burn

"...an Oregon waste-to-power facility has been burning aborted babies to produce electricity."

April 24, 2014
44,000 people registered to vote in both Virginia and Maryland

"It’s like the whole area is a giant cesspool of fraud..."

April 23, 2014
Four Alabama counties have more active registered voters than adult residents

"And... all four counties went heavily for Obama in the 2012 election."

April 23, 2014
It’s official: Obama most divisive president ever

"The money quote from Gallup:"

April 23, 2014
House committee begins impeachment proceedings against Nixon

"C’mon, how could we resist posting that headline?"

April 22, 2014
Seventy two people killed resisting gun confiscation in Boston

"(April 19, 1775.)"

April 22, 2014
Chinese citizens rise up, beat government bureaucrats bloody

"...what do Nevada cattle ranchers and Wenzhou City street vendors have in common?"

April 21, 2014
Warning: your tax preparer might be selling insurance on commission

"So when it comes to Obamacare, what are the chances you will get objective advice?"

April 21, 2014
For $20,000 you can attend church with Jimmy Carter

"...wait ’til you see the peanut shells they throw on the floor."

April 20, 2014
LiveScience blames Mount Everest avalanche deaths on Global Warming

"Because, as we all know, dying on Mount Everest is very unlikely normally..."

April 20, 2014
As Putin threatens Europe, Obama removes last tank from Germany

"Maybe this is what Obama meant in 2012..."

April 20, 2014
CAIR urges mosques to apply for DHS security grants

"The grants are..."

April 19, 2014
Obama signs Ted Cruz bill into law...

"then immediately says he won’t enforce it."

April 19, 2014
Obama punts on Keystone Pipeline decision

"Too busy speechifying at fundraisers and taking selfies for his Twitter account, apparently..."

April 19, 2014
Rahm Emanuel lying about crime statistics in Chicago

"To hide how badly gun control and, by extension, Rahm are failing..."

April 18, 2014
New York Common Core standards omit “liberty” from founding principles

"...forget about Ms. Libertas, little munchkins, and concentrate on learning obedience."

April 18, 2014
Joe Biden’s son running for governor

"Like his father he’s had brain surgery and like Harry Reid he’s had a stroke..."

April 17, 2014
Pro-labor Media Matters fighting employees’ attempt to unionize

"Do as you say, not as you do, eh George?"

April 17, 2014
Texas Republicans take careful aim and then shoot themselves in foot

"And just like that Wendy Davis finally has an issue with legs."

April 17, 2014
While Putin invades Ukraine, Obama and Biden have fun with selfies

"buf-foon... a person given to coarse or undignified joking."

April 16, 2014
Census Bureau valiantly trying to make Obama look less like a lying ass

"...naturally, the Census Bureau insists the changes had nothing to do with it being an election year."

April 16, 2014
Wendy Davis getting crushed in Texas

"Gee, who could’ve guessed..."

April 16, 2014
Muslim cabdrivers doing what Christian bakers not allowed to do

"In Cleveland, Muslim cabdrivers are refusing airport duty..."

April 15, 2014
The “white supremacist” arrested for murdering three Jewish people in Kansas...

"You will see none of this in the mainstream media."

April 15, 2014
Obamacare has health insurance premiums rising at fastest rate ever measured

"But don’t worry... Only productive working Americans pay them."

April 14, 2014
CBS’s Bob Schieffer manages to interview Elijah Cummings without mentioning Lois Lerner

"A feat of journalistic acrobatics..."

April 14, 2014
Obama’s nominee to be the new HHS Secretary:

"Sylvia Burwell is the formerly faceless OMB bureaucrat who shut down our National Parks..."

April 13, 2014
Celebrities demonstrate how ugly you can make a supercar look

"Except, these dimwits don’t realize their cars are ugly..."

April 12, 2014
Clumsily photoshopped picture for Jay Carney puff piece leaves disembodied floating finger

"...Carney has been giving America the finger for three years now."

April 12, 2014
Incompetent to the end

"Sebelius finds out halfway through her farewell speech that it’s missing a page..."

April 11, 2014
Desperate to sell Volts, GM makes cheaper version with weaker batteries

"Who was the marketing guru who decided 38 miles per charge was too far?"

April 11, 2014
Democrats watch more porn than Republicans

"Probably because Republicans are too busy having real sex."

April 10, 2014
Julia Louis Dreyfus poses naked for the cover of Rolling Stone...

"with the U.S. Constitution tattooed on her back..."

April 10, 2014
Obama girl burns Obama T-shirt from 2008

"She explains her metamorphosis from Obama lover to Obama hater..."

April 9, 2014
Brandeis University withdraws offer of honorary degree to critic of Islam

"Muslim students protested and the “scholars” at Brandeis folded like a bunch of cheap suits."

April 9, 2014
Democrat congressman debates inflation using Big Mac chart

"Only trouble: those aren’t Big Macs."

April 8, 2014
Wonder why the Benghazi investigation is taking so long?

"Anymore questions?"

April 8, 2014
Will Pentagon’s secret space plane ever return to Earth?

"Hopefully it’s not setting up Skynet."

April 7, 2014
Here comes another one

"Stock up on booze and warn all the broads, Ted Kennedy, Jr., is running for office."

April 7, 2014
60 Minutes editor dubs sound of gasoline engine over footage of Tesla

"...marijuana-smoking high school dropouts?"

April 7, 2014
Charlie Rangel not paying rent on his NYC office – blames Republicans

"“As everyone knows,” explained the deadbeat congressman..."

April 6, 2014
72 big screen TVs go missing after Democratic National Convention

"...lending TVs to Democrats is like lending chickens to a fox."

April 6, 2014
Bananageddon

"A fungus threatens the world’s banana crops..."

April 5, 2014
Yellow Sac spider 2 – Mazda 0

"Hey Mazda... obviously you have bugs in your fuel system."

April 5, 2014
Venezuela AG formally charges opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez

"Quick, somebody light the Bat Crazy Signal over Gotham City to alert Jimmy Carter."

April 5, 2014
Impending formation of a leftwing media conglomerate

"...one hardcore liberal corporation will control the communications of more than a third of the American populace."

April 3, 2014
Obama told service chiefs, “Accept openly gay soldiers or resign”

"While running for president in 2008, then-Senator Obama said he would never issue such an ultimatum..."

April 3, 2014
Queen gives Pope Francis eggs, whiskey, and beer

"The pontiff’s chambers will be ripe tonight."

April 2, 2014
David Cameron running for re-election pledging to get rid of windmills

"Everywhere you look, the green agenda is collapsing under the weight of false promises..."

April 2, 2014
MSNBC greenie Bill McKibben wants climate scientists to go on strike

"We wholeheartedly support that idea..."

April 1, 2014
Elena Kagan makes a fool of herself during Hobby Lobby oral arguments

"Which comes as no surprise to anybody who saw her making a fool of herself as Solicitor General."

April 1, 2014
NBC News posts 1400-word story about female circumcision...

"without once mentioning Islam."

April 1, 2014
Saudis disinvite Obama to dinner

"Hopefully this kerfluffle wasn’t caused by someone misinterpreting the word “intimate.”"

April 1, 2014
Frank Alfisi: April 23, 1940 – January 14, 2014

"Obamacare’s first officially documented victim..."

March 30, 2014
White House to regulate cow flatulence to battle Global Warming

"Finally, a matter on which the Obama administration can legitimately claim expertise: bull shit."

March 30, 2014
Another leftwing nutjob wants Global Warming skeptics arrested

"Face it, the crazies are coming out from under their rocks and they’re serious."

March 30, 2014
Obama admits his Syria strategy was no good

"Good thing Congress stopped him from making another blunder."

March 29, 2014
29 mind-blowing photos of what liberalism did to Detroit

"These are the ravages of which evil is capable, what the end of civilization looks like."

March 29, 2014
National Science Foundation spent $700,000 on climate change musical

"Huh? It’s a musical, you nimrod!"

March 28, 2014
Nancy Pelosi calls pro-lifers “dumb”

"...when the dumbest woman in the world calls you dumb, it means you’re really smart."

March 28, 2014
How dysfunctional is the education system?

"The 9-sentence piece of flotsam pictured above... received an A-."

March 27, 2014
World’s first penis museum

"The Icelandic Phallological Museum is missing only one thing (so to speak)..."

March 27, 2014
Democrat mayor of Charlotte arrested for corruption

"Give Patrick Cannon credit for being a go-getter..."

March 26, 2014
Illinois Democrat’s home raided for child porn

"Coincidentally, Keith Farnham resigned last Wednesday, citing bladder cancer. Uh huh..."

March 26, 2014
E tu, Pisces?

"Ukraine’s combat dolphins, no doubt torn by divided loyalties, have decided to join the Russian Navy..."

March 26, 2014
Harry Reid “acknowledges” stealing $17,000 from his campaign

"Prepare for the sound of crickets chirping as the mainstream media covers this story."

March 25, 2014
Labor participation rate:

"The United States has fallen behind the United Kingdom for the first time in 36 years. Forward!"

March 25, 2014
Robots writing more news stories than you think

"It’s a conundrum for the profession of journalism..."

March 25, 2014
After firing hundreds of them into Libya, Obama cancels Tomahawk missile program

"The U.S. Navy will have to glare menacingly and issue sternly-worded statements from now on."

March 24, 2014
First openly gay House Speaker resigns after FBI raid

"Suddenly, his sexual preference (and political party) is irrelevant."

March 24, 2014
Mother Jones blames inability to find missing Flight 370 on Global Warming

"Distinguishing leftwing media pieces intended to be taken seriously from articles in The Onion is becoming more and more difficult."

March 23, 2014
Mythical federal government cave in Pennsylvania actually exists

"Do they understand they need to computerize? Yes... They just haven’t gotten around to it yet."

March 22, 2014
White House joins liberal media in calling Matt Drudge a liar

"Then everyone shuts up and slinks away – without apologizing..."

March 22, 2014
Despite outrageous school spending, kids dumber than in 1972

"Hence the election and re-election of Barack Obama."

March 22, 2014
A Tale of Two Cities

"Guess which is which."

March 22, 2014
As Russia and U.S. butt heads in Ukraine, astronaut Steven Swanson hitches ride on Soyuz

"He’s supposed to blast off Tuesday with two Russian cosmonauts..."

March 21, 2014
With Grandpa Jimmy’s help, gubernatorial candidate Jason Carter already breaking the law

"As long as Jason doesn’t start shooting Republicans with a sniper rifle..."

March 21, 2014
Texas A&M study declares Obama the 5th greatest president

"Here’s the final results:"

March 20, 2014
Kobe Bryant says Obama could play for the Lakers

"Hopefully Kobe isn’t actually that delusional..."

March 20, 2014
Federal government spending $398,213 on Mexican male prostitutes

"And, as usual, we’re the ones getting screwed."

March 19, 2014
Malaysia turns to FBI for help finding missing plane

"Really Malaysia, the FBI? You’d do better hiring a bunch of retirees with metal detectors."

March 19, 2014
Reporters not allowed on Michelle’s trip to Red China

"Nor will she be taking any questions from reporters..."

March 18, 2014
Obama sends Joe Biden to Poland to “reassure our allies”

"The question is who, exactly, is being reassured."

March 18, 2014
Who does Kathleen Kane think she is? Eric Holder?

"Kane, the new AG – a Democrat – dismissed the charges because the crooks were all black..."

March 17, 2014
Dear Obamacare buyers in Wisconsin:

"I’m so glad you participated in our new health insurance system! Welcome to the future! Unfortunately..."

March 17, 2014
After five million dollar wedding for daughter, Mugabe wants a raise

"Before you laugh, consider..."

March 17, 2014
Russians respond to U.S. sanctions by banning Dick Durbin

"...they get Crimea, we’re stuck with Dick Durbin."

March 16, 2014
Bill Maher calls God a “psychotic mass murderer” who “drowns babies”

"That is Bill’s intellectual interpretation of the story of Noah..."

March 16, 2014
Associate professor wants Global Warming deniers arrested

"My argument probably raises an understandable, if misguided, concern regarding free speech..."

March 15, 2014
MSNBC reassures its viewers:

"Don’t worry, Obama is still popular in Kenya."

March 15, 2014
While Russia mobilizes military, Obama whines about mom jeans

"“I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans,” said Mr. Macho in a radio interview."

March 15, 2014
Once again, Obama administration says, “Don’t cross this line!”

"And once again the world chuckles and replies, “Or what?”"

March 14, 2014
Republican challenger in South Carolina calls Lindsey Graham “ambiguously gay”

"...what does he mean by “ambiguously”?"

March 13, 2014
Follow the money

"Fugitive bankers from Ecuador flee to the U.S. with millions, donate to Obama’s re-election..."

March 13, 2014
The next step: transgendered soldiers

"A study commission led by former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders..."

March 12, 2014
Congressional Black Caucus vs. NAACP

"The mindless robots of the CBC, doing what their masters in the Democrat Party tell them..."

March 12, 2014
Progressive group photoshops Republican Greg Abbott out of wheelchair

"It’s a miracle! Who knew progressives could do faith healing?"

March 12, 2014
Have you watched season four of Game of Thrones?

"President Obama has... Apparently the guy has a lot of spare time on his hands."

March 11, 2014
Virgin CEO Richard Branson tells climate skeptics to “get out of our way”

"...someone should do an environmental impact study on all that blonde hair dye he uses."

March 11, 2014
That mummified Detroit-area woman who died in 2008?

"She voted in 2010."

March 11, 2014
Saudi Arabia declares Muslim Brotherhood “terrorist group”

"So even the home of Mecca and birthplace of Osama bin Laden can’t stand these thugs..."

March 7, 2014
CBS & ABC haven’t talked to a Global Warming skeptic in almost four years

"Meanwhile, climate alarmists are showcased regularly..."

March 7, 2014
We know about the Irish roots… apparently Obama has Welsh roots, too

"Or maybe he just forgot he bet Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper two cases of beer..."

March 6, 2014
Global Warmists squabble over theology

"Things have gotten so bad, Warmists are turning on each other..."

March 6, 2014
Kerry meets with Russians Wednesday – Thursday, Russians announce annexation of Crimea

"The sternly worded warnings Kerry delivered..."

March 6, 2014
From sea to shining sea, kids fleeing Michelle’s school lunch program

"And there are long-range consequences, too..."

March 5, 2014
HHS wants $1.8 billion to run Healthcare.gov for a year

"We, too, would like $1.8 billion."

March 4, 2014
Rachel Maddow knows who to blame for the mess in Ukraine

"George W. Bush, of course..."

March 4, 2014
Prime Minister’s Internet porn advisor arrested for possessing child porn

"...apparently the guy really is an expert."

March 4, 2014
Study: Green buildings use more energy

"Another government mandate that accomplishes nothing."

March 3, 2014
Matthew McConaughey thanks God after winning Oscar

"Hollywood audience stunned into silence."

March 3, 2014
Undaunted by actual temps, Warmists predict 7-9° warming of planet

"Traditional English-speaking science organizations seem permanently stuck on stupid..."

March 3, 2014
Obama’s military in action

"From “Semper Fi” to “Simper Fi...”"

March 3, 2014
London mayor calls for removal of children based on political beliefs

"...the mayor does bear an eerie resemblance to the sort of creepy predator who absconds with children."

March 2, 2014
Darrell Issa: Lois Lerner is testifying Wednesday! – Her lawyer: no she’s not!

"This is some crazy shit, even for Washington, D.C."

March 2, 2014
Only his second day on the job, head of Ukrainian navy defects

"In the halls of infamy, the name Denis Berezovsky will hang alongside Benedict Arnold and Jane Fonda."

March 1, 2014
With Russia sending military into Ukraine...

"let’s remember who tried to tell Obama that Russia is a “geopolitical foe...”"

March 1, 2014
After warning Russia, Obama jokes about nuclear war

"Because, dontcha know..."

February 28, 2014
Computer-generated fake papers are flooding academia

"Now we know how Global Warming got into print."

February 27, 2014
Another Republican politician without a spine

"Jan Brewer vetoed Arizona’s new religious freedom legislation..."

February 27, 2014
Beyoncé’s lyrics on new release:

"Does anybody in the music industry actually make music anymore?"

February 26, 2014
Dirty Jobs’ Mike Rowe under attack by the left, including CBS News

"Long story short: another reason to like Mike Rowe."

February 26, 2014
Minnesota explosion linked to Al Qaeda

"...the local FBI office, without bothering to conduct an investigation..."

February 26, 2014
Egyptian Army announces device that cures AIDS

"Works on Hepatitis C, too..."

February 25, 2014
SCOTT WALKER BROKE CAMPAIGN RULES!!!

"Oh wait, it was 26 years ago... Never mind. (Must have been a real slow news day at HuffPo.)"

February 25, 2014
Tokyo bitcoin exchange gone from Internet, owner disappears

"Mt. Gox was the biggest bitcoin exchange in the world and the whole thing is just gone..."

February 24, 2014
NYTimes publishes cartoon about killing Global Warming deniers

"Apparently... that’s considered humour."

February 24, 2014
Defending their school, New York City students email newspaper

"School administrators... actually encouraged them to write the newspaper."

February 24, 2014
Is virtual reality the next hard drug?

"Then we’ll all be Obama voters."

February 23, 2014
U.S. Army covered up failures of faulty rifle for more than a decade

"As if it’s not bad enough sending men over there with rules of engagement so restrictive..."

February 23, 2014
Transcript of Fed minutes – January 2008:

"As you know, we are not forecasting a recession."

February 22, 2014
Democrat Rep. Gary Peters threatens local broadcast licenses

"Why? Because they had the audacity to run political ads against him..."

February 22, 2014
What Ukrainian protesters found after over-running presidential palace

"Giant sailing ship in a pond, a warehouse full of vehicles, even peacocks..."

February 21, 2014
In New York City, black abortions outnumber live births

"...so it is officially genocide now."

February 21, 2014
Splitting California into six states a little closer to getting on ballot

"...God help the nation if we end up with six Senator Boxers."

February 20, 2014
New Fatwa warns Muslims not to go live on Mars

"The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment in the United Arab Emirates says..."

February 20, 2014
Humans appear naturally programmed to obey robots

"Hmm, maybe that’s why Democrats keep doing what Obama says."

February 20, 2014
American media blacks out Snowden interview

"Welcome to the (Dis) Information Age."

February 19, 2014
Black man gets 10 years for killing white man in Knockout Game

"He’ll be out in five years. Makes you wonder where the race hustlers stand..."

February 19, 2014
The (not quite) list of things supposedly caused by Global Warming

"Maybe the best weapon against the Warmists is to laugh at them..."

February 18, 2014
20th Century Fox cuts Satan out of movie because he looks too much like Obama

"That’s Hollywood: anything to avoid embarrassing the president..."

February 18, 2014
Pussy Riot arrested in Sochi

"Sure, it’s fun to watch the Olympics, but..."

February 17, 2014
Bill Nye the (anti-) Science Guy can’t tell South Pole from North Pole

"Nye as defender of the Global Warming scam is the best friend skeptics have..."

February 17, 2014
City of New York introduces new KYNG-size condom

"Seems appropriate..."

February 17, 2014
Heavy winter snows revive U.S. interest in Skijoring

"Hey, it doesn’t sound any more ridiculous than ice dancing or curling."

February 17, 2014
Artist breaks museum vase in protest, then finds out it was worth $1 million

"Oops."

February 16, 2014
“Most dysfunctional team in Sochi” blames their clothing

"Lockheed… Lockheed… hey, isn’t that the people who designed the F-35?"

February 16, 2014
Ninth grade biology class question: “Who’s the baby daddy?”

"Possibilities listed in the table included the cable guy, a bartender, the mailman, a cab driver..."

February 15, 2014
Today is National Youth Enrollment Day for Obamacare

"Unfortunately, Healthcare.gov is down for three days..."

February 15, 2014
Honoring President Alexander Hamilton:

"It’s been a discouraging week..."

February 15, 2014
A disturbing discovery by researchers

"Look closely at the photo..."

February 14, 2014
This week’s sign of the impending Apocalypse:

"Romania’s parliament is debating whether to grant human rights to dolphins..."

February 14, 2014
When stupid people are federal judges...

"One would think a judge ruling on constitutionality would actually be familiar with the Constitution..."

February 13, 2014
What’s happening to American women?

"C’mon, ladies, we men are sick of being sex objects. We have feelings..."

February 13, 2014
Those evil Koch brothers Democrats want the IRS to terrorize?

"They rank 59th in political donations..."

February 13, 2014
Democrats publicly calling on IRS for help with re-elections

"Now that Obama showed them how to use the IRS like the Soviets used the KGB..."

February 12, 2014
Sinkhole swallows eight vintage Corvettes

"Looks like someone in the underworld wanted a new ride..."

February 12, 2014
Illinois partners with The Onion to sell Obamacare

"Apparently Mad Magazine ad rates were too high."

February 11, 2014
Arab Donald Duck claims he was fired for anti-Israel tweets

"Makes you wonder who does the voice for Arab Porky Pig."

February 11, 2014
How bored are Scandinavians this winter?

"These are the same people who awarded Al Gore a Nobel Peace Prize."

February 11, 2014
FLOTUS goes into full Marie Antoinette mode

"Michelle tweeted a photo of Bo and Sunny sitting at a White House table laid out with china and crystal..."

February 10, 2014
NBC commentator cross-dressing at Olympics to show support for gays

"He covers figure skating so cross-dressing is kind of redundant, isn’t it?"

February 10, 2014
This week’s sign of the impending Apocalypse:

"Vancouver, British Columbia, has installed crack pipe vending machines..."

February 9, 2014
Stupid bureaucrat of the week: Eric Pickles

"Mr. Pickles, Local Government Secretary in the UK..."

February 9, 2014
Common Core math problem for third-graders

"Whoever wrote this problem has an IQ of 90 rounded down to zero."

February 8, 2014
NBC story about hacked cellphones in Sochi “100% fraudulent”

"Just when we thought NBC couldn’t get more pathetic..."

February 8, 2014
Lake Superior 92% frozen over, a new record

"The Great Lakes as a whole are 77% frozen over, also closing in on the record..."

February 7, 2014
Monthly satellite lower-troposphere temperature data

"As the chart shows, there has now been no global warming – at all – for 17 years 5 months."

February 7, 2014
Southwest England floods while Environment Agency frets about birds

"We see your birds, Brits, and raise you one spotted owl and a delta smelt."

February 6, 2014
Industrial rock band Skinny Puppy sends bill to U.S. military

"They found out Skinny Puppy music was used for torturing inmates at Guantanamo Bay..."

February 6, 2014
Somali Muslims riot at Minnesota caucus, force shutdown

"You can lead a Muslim to democracy, but you can’t make him drink."

February 6, 2014
The Russian Chobani ban

"Maybe they think because it’s “Greek” yogurt it’s a gay thing?"

February 5, 2014
New executive action on Global Warming: Obama creates “climate hubs”

"As we shiver through one of the coldest winters in history, it’s good to know the president has priorities."

February 5, 2014
Company that failed miserably building Healthcare.gov still getting new federal contracts

"New paradigm: get government contracts by being BFF with president’s wife..."

February 5, 2014
De Blasio will boycott St. Patrick’s Day parade

"Because the parade doesn’t allow signs promoting the gay agenda..."

February 5, 2014
Topless Femen protestors attacked the Archbishop of Madrid

"Women: always with the mixed messages."

February 4, 2014
Journalists arriving in Sochi find hilarious and gross hotels

"Apparently Russia is not ready for the Olympics..."

February 4, 2014
WH wrote pro-Obamacare tweets for NFL players to parrot during Super Bowl

"Before you scoff, it makes for a handy concussion test..."

February 3, 2014
PETA upset about fur coat Joe Namath wore for coin flip

"We’re upset, too..."

February 3, 2014
FAA stops beer deliveries by drone

"The FAA said the delivery system is verboten without a license..."

February 2, 2014
Super Bowl pits Facebook against Twitter

"A pox on both of them. They’re both run by liberal weenies who censor conservatives..."

February 1, 2014
India and Japan forming defense alliance to counter China

"Seems like a good marriage: Japan has the money and technology, India has 1.3 billion people..."

February 1, 2014
Today is World Hijab Day

"Show your appreciation for the hijab by..."

January 31, 2014
Hillary with biggest lead ever, Mitt leading in New Hampshire, Fluke considering run for Congress

"Liberty weeps."

January 31, 2014
Alorton, Illinois

"...guess which political party runs the city."

January 30, 2014
ABC News twists statistics for anti-gun special

"...the mainstream media has gone from favoring the liberal agenda to flat-out lying for it."

January 30, 2014
Russians in violation of old treaty while Obama negotiating new treaty

"...more embarrassing evidence of international political naiveté?"

January 30, 2014
Oxford scientists have discovered the part of the brain that acts as our conscience

"Quick, someone check Obama’s brain and see if that part is missing."

January 30, 2014
Bin Laden just a freedom fighter according to California professor

"Even worse, this dolt wrote a doltish textbook saying so..."

January 29, 2014
California Democrat convicted of voter fraud and perjury

"Wait a minute… don’t they keep telling us election fraud doesn’t exist?"

January 29, 2014
Extreme weather? What extreme weather?

"There hasn’t been a new continent-record temperature since 1983 and that was for a record low..."

January 29, 2014
Last night’s 2014 SOTU speech

"While Biden was battling sleepiness..."

January 29, 2014
Yet another Chris Christie scandal

"...Chris Christie was never anything but a big, fat, dirty Democrat who calls himself a Republican."

January 28, 2014
Another reason why having the Super Bowl in New Jersey is a dumb idea

"If Denver loses..."

January 28, 2014
IRS income tax form for Tea Partiers

"A joke is a very serious thing."

January 28, 2014
Fart fire in Germany

"...here’s hoping they take proper precautions for tonight’s State of the Union gathering."

January 27, 2014
Satanic performances at Grammys cause Christian singer to leave

"Was it the mass gay wedding or Katy Perry dancing around an upside down broomstick..."

January 27, 2014
Michelle Obama wants $10 donations to “help protect Obamacare”

"Will the embarrassment ever end?"

January 26, 2014
Queen Latifah officiating at gay weddings during Grammy Awards

"Just what America needs on a Sunday evening..."

January 26, 2014
Nigerian scams H1-B visas for fictitious university

"He got away with it for six years..."

January 26, 2014
France gives its First Lady the boot

"Hey, can we do that?"

January 25, 2014
Minnesota film festival yanks pro-fracking documentary

"But they will show two films critical of fracking..."

January 25, 2014
State senator introduces legislation to reaffirm Oklahomans’ Second Amendment rights

"That’s not the best part..."

January 25, 2014
How cold is it?

"Cold enough to freeze a fox swimming across a Swedish lake in the middle of his dogpaddle."

January 25, 2014
Global Warming threatens Super Bowl

"We say, “Dont wussy out, NFL!""

January 25, 2014
Bill Gates checkmated in 71 seconds on live TV

"...71 seconds? That’s pathetic."

January 25, 2014
Supreme Court issues injunction against contraception mandate

"What parts of the Affordable Care Act – if any – are still in place?"

January 24, 2014
MSNBC interrupts congresswoman talking about the NSA...

"to break the news that Justin Bieber had been arrested in Miami."

January 24, 2014
Governor Cuomo goes after Project Veritas

"Borrowing a page from Obama’s use of the IRS to harass political opponents..."

January 24, 2014
Gallup poll of uninsured says Obamacare fixed nothing

"The percentage of uninsured is almost exactly what it was ..."

January 23, 2014
Man who donated sperm to lesbian couple now liable for child support

"Talk about a nightmare..."

January 23, 2014
Obama nominee to be ambassador to Norway doesn’t know a damn thing about Norway

"But he did bundle $500,000 for Obama’s re-election campaign."

January 22, 2014
Wendy Davis announces Republican opponent “hasn’t walked a day in my shoes”

"Which is true, actually, because Greg Abbott is a paraplegic confined to a wheelchair."

January 22, 2014
Swedes buying private insurance to avoid government health care queues

"They’re lucky they’re allowed to do that..."

January 22, 2014
Obamacare requires health providers to use World Health Organization health codes

"On a positive note, there are 19 different codes for people injured by an orca..."

January 21, 2014
Wall Street advisor’s memo to clients reveals actual unemployment rate

"David John Marotta says the unemployment rate is 37.2%, not the 6.7% advertised by the government..."

January 20, 2014
Texas pro-abortion hero lied about her life story

"...she explains her flagrant lying thusly: “My language should be tighter.”"

January 20, 2014
Woman spends nightmarish six weeks trying to quit ObamaCare

"Hmm, sounds a bit like the Hotel California:"

January 19, 2014
Obama says, “I would not let my son play pro football”

"Somebody tell the president if he had a son..."

January 19, 2014
MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry pronounces Marine Corps motto Semper “Fee”

"The problem with liberals is..."

January 18, 2014
Actress loses role in San Francisco play for endorsing Tea Party candidate

"Liberal tolerance and support for freedom of expression from producer Eliana Lopez..."

January 18, 2014
It moves! Martian rock crawls into rover’s camera view.

"Isn’t this how scary science fiction movies start?"

January 17, 2014
Oregon finally found a way to market Obamacare!

"They’re going to sign up inmates."

January 16, 2014
Hollywood liberal Harvey Weinstein going after guns and the NRA

"On the Howard Stern Show, he said he hates guns..."

January 16, 2014
Brookings Institution studies congressional gridlock, blames Harry Reid

"So why did Reid trigger the nuclear option again?"

January 16, 2014
The Wire tracks down the drone that threatened Diane Feinstein

"Another day in Washington, another senator looking like a moron."

January 15, 2014
Rep. Jim Moran (D-VA) has decided to retire

"Yes indeed, the House of Representatives will be losing a real peach of a guy."

January 15, 2014
Criminology scholars debunk myths about mass murder

"Some highlights..."

January 14, 2014
Finnish magazine publishes truth about Muslim attitude toward dogs

"Brouhaha ensues."

January 14, 2014
Latest moron in the Senate

"This is who New Jersey sent to Washington..."

January 14, 2014
Obama: “Give peace a chance”

"That's how he defended his new agreement with Iran..."

January 13, 2014
Sen. Mike Lee tweets photo of his 2013 Federal Register bookcase

"...it’s a wonder the federal government still lets us leave the house."

January 13, 2014
Spanish version of Healthcare.gov written in Spanglish

"Apparently government contractors used computer-generated Spanish..."

January 13, 2014
Meet the Cruella de Vil of public education

"While kindergartners at New York’s Public School 106 fend off rodents..."

January 12, 2014
Liberal CNN weenie face-to-face with SEAL

"It’s like watching a housecat meet a Bengal tiger..."

January 12, 2014
D.C. public school official caught using fake handicapped-parking placard

"And here’s the punchline..."

January 11, 2014
CNN’s Jeff Zucker peeved at Fox News’ Roger Ailes

"Zucker doesn’t like being reminded that CNN lost the ratings war so badly they had to surrender."

January 11, 2014
Governor leaves TV interview after questions about Cover Oregon website

"It’s fun watching all the rodent politicians scurry for dry land..."

January 11, 2014
Sperm swap

"If this doesn’t legally qualify as rape, they need to rewrite the law."

January 10, 2014
NASA spacecraft snaps X-ray photograph of “Hand of God”

"We just hope whoever lives in that reddish cloud has been living right."

January 10, 2014
Earliest the Great Lakes have frozen since the 1930s

"Global Warming strikes again."

January 9, 2014
Knockout Game video deemed “harassment” by Rochester police

"Remember, when the white guy hit a black guy..."

January 9, 2014
Time Magazine blamed the 1974 polar vortex on “global cooling”

"Now, forty years later, Time is blaming “global warming.”"

January 8, 2014
How slimy and dishonest is MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow?

"For answer look no further than..."

January 8, 2014
Robert Gates publishes memoir

"The book by the former Secretary of Defense is not flattering to Barack Hussein Obama..."

January 8, 2014
Cheesepocalypse!

"This is the kind of national disaster that puts the whole Global Warming thing into perspective..."

January 7, 2014
NBC Nightly News reports on Al-Qaeda takeover of Fallujah, blames Bush

"Now, five years into the Obama presidency..."

January 7, 2014
Satanic group unveils drawing of statue they want in Oklahoma capitol

"It’s a goat-headed deity named Baphomet..."

January 7, 2014
Meat pumped up with dirty pond water to increase weight

"Guess what country."

January 6, 2014
Day six as mayor, de Blasio linked to corruption

"Turns out his desire to eliminate horse-drawn carriage rides..."

January 6, 2014
What if they offered driver licenses to illegals...

"but nobody could pass the test?"

January 6, 2014
Finally some good news from the Obama administration

"They’ve got a solid grip on the Armenian media situation..."

January 5, 2014
Rolling Stone turns into newsletter for Communist Party USA

"They must be hiring Occupoopers as writers..."

January 5, 2014
President ends vacation, leaves Michelle in Hawaii

"He says leaving her behind is a birthday present, but a birthday present for whom?"

January 5, 2014
Eight million acres of China’s farmland too polluted to farm

"Bottom line: all farm products from China are suspect."

January 4, 2014
Patients being turned away from hospitals

"So maybe Obamacare will reduce medical costs..."

January 4, 2014
Healthcare.gov can’t handle babies

"Or marriages, or divorces, or deaths, or job changes, or..."

January 2, 2014
Palestinian ambassador to Czech Republic killed by his own explosives

"...the question answers itself."

January 2, 2014
Now that Obamacare failed to meet its signup goals...

"the White House says they never had any goals."

January 1, 2014
Real scientists in Antarctic peeved with dumbass Global Warming journalists

"Rescue efforts for the AGW public relations tour aboard the Akademik Shokalskiy are disrupting deliveries..."

January 1, 2014
U.S. weather report for 2013

"11,852 daily record low temperatures..."

January 1, 2014
7 out of 10 felons are registered as Democrats

"No wonder liberals think inmates should have the right to vote."