Stupid Democrats

No will of their own, walking around blindly, with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do

Biden, Joe    Boxer, Barbara    Brown, Jerry    Carnahan, Russ    Carter, Jimmy    Conyers, Monica    Cummings, Elijah    Frank, Barney    GENERAL STUPIDITY    Giffords, Gabrielle    Grayson, Alan    Hare, Phil    Hastings, Alcee    Israel, Steve    Johnson, Hank    Lee, Sheila Jackson    Menendez, Bob    Nagin, Ray    Obama, Barack    Patrick, Deval    Pelosi, Nancy    Press, Bill    Reid, Harry    Schakowsky, Jan    Schultz, Debbie Wasserman    Shea-Porter, Carol    Specter, Arlen    Stark, Pete    Waters, Maxine    Weiner, Anthony    West, Peggy

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Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.

Vice President of the United States of America

Billion, million, what's the dif? - October 22, 2010

"Mr. Biden clearly meant “million” with an “M,” not “billion” with a “B.” But his tongue slipped again a moment later..."

Biden reveals classified information - March 22, 2009

At the Gridiorn Dinner, Vice President Biden tells his tablemates about the secret bunker under the Vice President's residence at the Naval Observatory. Oops. Guess it's not a secret anymore...

History lesson - September 22, 2008

Biden tells Katie Couric how Franklin Roosevelt "got on the television" in 1929 to explain the stock market crash. Never mind that televisions weren't in use in 1929, or that Roosevelt didn't become president until four years later, notice that Biden is stupid enough to say it and Katie Couric is too stupid to know it's wrong. What a pair. Video of Biden's stupidity was subsequently edited to remove the FDR comment, and later completely removed by CBS News from the public realm. Do you think they would have done that for a Republican?

"Stand up, let 'em see ya!" - September 9, 2008

Biden asks man in wheelchair to stand up.

Drunk Biden? - August 30, 2008

An apparently drunk Biden makes a fool of himself introducing the Obamas.

Biden the racist ass (the sequel) - January 2007

Talking about Obama: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy..." [YouTube audio by CNN here.]

Biden the racist ass - July 6, 2006

Trying to ingratiate himself with an American of Indian descent, Biden talks about all the Indians in Delaware: "You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."

Biden angrily defends his IQ - 1988

"I think I have a much higher I.Q. than you do!" shrieked Mr. Biden, and then proceeded to loudly recite numerous easily disproved factoids about his scholastic history, for which he later had to apologize and admit were lies. [YouTube video here.]

Barbara Levy Boxer

U.S. Senator (California)

Dumbest person in U.S. Senate? - October 15, 2010

"Wolf Blitzer asks Barbara Boxer about her record on tax cuts and the California Democrat’s answer is so preposterous that the CNN host realizes he can’t just stand by and let her get away with it."

Says biggest military threat is CO2 - June 10, 2010

YouTube video.

Boxer chides general for calling her 'Ma'am' - June 18, 2009

"Brig. Gen. Michael Walsh, with the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, was testifying on the Louisiana coastal restoration process in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. He began to answer one of Boxer's questions with "ma'am" when Boxer immediately cut him off. "You know, do me a favor," an irritated Boxer said. "Could say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am?'" [YouTube video here.]

Dead people with changed lives - 1989

"Those who survived the [1989] San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I’m still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."

Edmund Gerald "Jerry" Brown, Jr.

State Attorney General and gubanatorial candidate (California)

"I lied..." - October 25, 2010

In a 1992 interview, Brown announces that he lied about having a plan the last time he ran for governor.

Cuckoo economics - February/March 1995

"The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs."

John Russell "Russ" Carnahan

U.S. Congressman (Missouri)

Claims Social Security is "stable" - September 24, 2010

Forum audience laughs out loud.

James Earl "Jimmy" Carter, Jr.

39th President of the United States of America

Fuzzy math - October 25, 2010

Jimmy doesn't seem to understand what 51% means. Admits Reagan got 51% of the vote, but says he could have won if he'd received third-party votes. JIMMY, THERE'S ONLY 49% LEFT! 49% NEVER BEATS 51%! Sheesh.

Monica Conyers

Former City Council Chairwoman (Detroit)

Sorry, links are a work in progress

Gimme a break - I can't keep up with all these dummies

Elijah Eugene Cummings

U.S. Congressman (Maryland)

Unique way for Tea Party to combat racism - July 16, 2010

"The best way that the tea party can rid racism from their ranks is to help people get jobs."

Barnett "Barney" Frank

U.S. Congressman (Massachusetts)

Sorry, links are a work in progress

Gimme a break - I can't keep up with all these dummies

General stupidity

Democrat Party stupidity without a specific dumbass

Stewart rally-goers on Keynesian Obama - November 1, 2010

How can this many people be this stupid. And notice how many of them think they're smart while they're being stupid. That's a sign of the true liberal.

Timeline of financial crisis - September 24, 2008

YouTube video showing Republicans repeatedly warning Democrats about impending mortgage and financial crisis.

Gabrielle Giffords

U.S. Congresswoman (Arizona)

Worried about green warfare - June 23, 2010

The congresswoman isn't worried about winning the war in Afghanistan. She's worried about whether the Army is being politically correct with regard to the environment. Watch poor General Petraeus try to compose a polite answer that doesn't involve questioning her IQ.

Alan Mark Grayson

U.S. Congressman (Florida)

Sorry, links are a work in progress

Gimme a break - I can't keep up with all these dummies

Philip G. "Phil" Hare

U.S. Congressman (Illinois)

Says $13 trillion debt is a myth - September 13, 2010

"Everyday that I am here is going to be spent, debunking the MYTH, that this country's in debt and we just can't spend. Well you can spend."

Constitution or Declaration of Independence? - April 2, 2010

Phil confuses the Declaration of Independence with the Constitution (just like Obama did) and then makes an idiotic claim about reading the healthcare bill three times before voting for it. [YouTube video here.]

Alcee Lamar Hastings

U.S. Congressman (Florida)

Osama Bin Laden as poll respondent? - May 22, 2010

Alcee is worried that Osama is participating in Republican polls, skewing the results. Seriously. They have fiber installed in that cave.

Steve J. Israel

U.S. Congressman (New York)

Climate change is national security issue - April 23, 2010

Steve thinks the 'D' for 'Defense' in National Resources Defense Council is about military defense.

Henry C. "Hank" Johnson Jr.

U.S. Congressman (Georgia)

Guam could "tip over and capsize" - March 31, 2010

Hank is afraid that if the Marines station more men on Guam the island will tip over and capsize. Seriously. [YouTube video here.]

Sheila Jackson Lee

U.S. Congresswoman (Texas)

North and South Vietnam? Really? - August 30, 2010

"Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace." [More here and here. YouTube video here.]

Robert "Bob" Menendez

U.S. Senator (New Jersey)

Capital gains vs. marginal tax rates - November 3, 2008

In an interview with Neil Cavuto, Menendez makes it clear that he doesn't understand the difference between a capital gains tax rate and a marginal tax rate. [YouTube video here. My column about the incident here.]

Clarence Ray Nagin, Jr.

Former Mayor (New Orleans)

Comedy of errors - September 19, 2005

"...it appears that the "Coffee Lady" played a key role in Nagin's failure to adequately evacuate the city. At a time when people can hit the jackpot for spilling coffee on themselves, the mayor, according to news reports, backed away from issuing a mandatory evacuation order for fear of being hit with a lawsuit."

Barack Hussein Obama II

President of the United States of America

Gets his U.S. history mixed up - September 21, 2010

Somebody please tell the president that the United States of America is older than the United Mexican States.

Oil skimmers saved for... oil spills? - June 24, 2010

"He said to me, some of these skimmers from other places in the country we can’t take because they may need them for an oil spill." [YouTube video of Florida Senator George LeMieux here.]

Is Obama stupid and lazy? - undated

"...evidence is mounting that Obama may not be as intelligent as his supporters and cheerleaders in the media constantly assure us."

White Sox Kid can't name a single player - April 5, 2010

After throwing like a girl in another first pitch embarrassment, the president, who claims to be a diehard White Sox fan, is asked to name his favorite player... and stammers and stalls like his teleprompter broke during a speech about healthcare. What? The players have names? [YouTube video here.]

Premiums will fall "3,000 percent" - March 15, 2010

Our president is seriously stupid when it comes to basic math. [YouTube video here.]

Corpse-man? - February 4, 2010

President Obama mispronunces "corpsman" twice, turning the word into "corpse man" while talking about rescue efforts in Haiti, home to voodoo practitioners who coincidentally claim to be able to... oh never mind. Somebody forgot to tell the Harvard graduate that the 'p' and 's' are silent.

Obama on Zakat - June 4, 2009

Obama blathers on about helping Muslims fulfill "zakat," not realizing that zakat means funding Islamic terrorists. [Read about the meaning of zakat here.]

The president invents new language: Austrian - April 4, 2009

"It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian -- wheeling and dealing..." [YouTube video here - note the shit-eating grin after he makes a fool of himself.]

Tries to walk through window - January 28, 2009

The president forgets which opening was the door and tries to get back into the White House through a window.

Obama thinks he's on Banking Committee - July 23, 2008

"Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee – which is my committee – a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don’t obtain a nuclear weapon." [YouTube video here.]

Obama: "I see dead people." - May 26, 2008

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes – and I see many of them in the audience here today – our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." [YouTube video here.]

Geographically challenged AGAIN - May 16, 2008

Obama blames Hillary's lead in Kentucky partly on the fact that she is from Arkansas, which is "nearby" to Kentucky... in Obama's mind anyway. In the real world, Obama's state, Illinois, actually shares a border with Kentucky, and Arkansas is two states away.

Obama thinks there's 57, 58, 59, or 60 states - May 9, 2008

"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it." [YouTube video here.]

Obama without teleprompter - July 24, 2008

YouTube video of Obama trying to talk about healthcare with no teleprompter. It's ugly.

Obama turns 12 tornado deaths into 10,000 - May 8, 2007

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed." [YouTube video here.]

Deval Laurdine Patrick

Governor (Massachusetts)

Says he wishes it wasn't a free country - September 2, 2010

"When asked whether he was troubled by the rally, he replies, "It's a free country. I wish it weren't.""

Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi

U.S. Congresswoman (San Francisco) and Speaker of the House

What the hell is she talking about? - September 16, 2010

"I love the markets. It's a force! It's a force in an economy!"

Doesn't know what unearned income is - March 19, 2010

"When questioned by a reporter whether that meant the traditional capital gains – money earned from investments – Pelosi responded that the new tax would hit all “unearned income, whatever category that is.” Reporter: So, capital gains? Pelosi: "No, unearned income, whatever category that is.""

Doesn't know what fossil fuel is - August 25, 2008

"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels."

William "Bill" Press

Former Chairman of Democrat Party (California)

Says sacred place inappropriate for God - August 31, 2010

"It's inapprpriate because it is a scared spot..." [YouTube video here.]

Harry Mason Reid

U.S. Senator (Nevada) and Senate Majority Leader

Reid's greatest living Americans are... dead - October 8, 2010

Asked to name the greatest living American, Harry Reid picks two: Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd.

Harry Reid soundboard - undated

"A compilation of your senator's greatest hits."

Thinks Ford was saved by Bailout - July 21, 2010

"Isn't it a good thing today in America that we have an automobile manufacturing sector? If it had been up to them [Republicans], General Motors would be gone. If it were up to them, Ford Motor Company would probably be gone. Chrysler definitely would be gone."

Janice D. "Jan" Schakowsky

U.S. Congresswoman (Illinois)

Obamacare and the Constitution - October 10, 2010

Watch a YouTube video of Jan trying to explain how the Constitution gives Democrats the authority to make people buy health insurance.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

U.S. Congresswoman (Florida)

There's no mandate! Trust me! - April 5, 2010

Debbie tells her constituents at a town hall meeting that the healthcare legislation she voted for does not require people to buy health insurance... proving to everybody present that a) she didn't read the legislation, and b) she's dumb as a rock because everybody else in the whole universe knows that it requires people to buy health insurance.

Carol Shea-Porter

U.S. Congresswoman (New Hampshire)

"The Constitution did not cover everything" - August 26, 2009

When questioned by a constituent about where congress gets the constititional authority to control the nation's healthcare, the congresswoman answers by saying "The Constitution did not cover everything." Which means she has no clue about what she's doing or whether Obamacare is constitutional.

Arlen Specter

U.S. Senator (Pennsylvania)

Which party am I in this year? - April 6, 2010

First the senile old coot forgets which political party he belongs to, then he mentions how proud he is that the college kids endorsed him... only they didn't endorse him. Other than that he was spot on. [YouTube video here.]

Fortney Hillman "Pete" Stark, Jr.

U.S. Congressman (California)

Is this stupid or evil? - July 24, 2010

"The Federal Government can do most anything in this country..."

Pete thinks national debt equals wealth - August 23, 2008

"The larger the national debt, the wealthier we are." (Then he gets mad and threatens to throw the interviewer out the window.)

Maxine Moore Carr Waters

U.S. Congresswoman (Los Angeles)

Sorry, links are a work in progress

Gimme a break - I can't keep up with all these dummies

Anthony David Weiner

U.S. Congressman (New York)

The Weiner loses it on House floor - July 29, 2010

Sometimes a hissy fit is just a hissy fit. Apparently the dummy didn't understand that it was his own party that was playing parliamentary games, not the Republicans. Full story here.

Peggy West

Milwaukee County Board of Supervisors member

Where is Arizona again? - June 24, 2010

"If this was Texas, which is a state that is directly on the border with Mexico, and they were calling for a measure like this saying that they had a major issue with undocumented people flooding their borders, I would have to look twice at this. But this is a state that is a ways removed from the border."