Uncle Osama wants you!
Date: December 29th 2009
Uncle Osama wants you!
The older I get, the more it feels like nothing makes sense. Take the Christmas day terrorism attempt on Northwest/Delta Flight 253, for instance.
Why Detroit?
Have you seen Detroit? If an airliner crash-landed in that city, they’d call it “neighborhood improvement.” Entire sections of the city are abandoned and decrepit – a cart-wheeling disintegrating flaming ball of passenger-jet pieces is just what they need. The flaming ball could safely raze a few square miles without harming a soul, as long as it missed Tiger Stadium, The Renaissance Center, and Greektown. Everything else is deserted. With insurance payoffs and federal emergency aid, the city would probably come out ahead.
Okay, yeah, it might be tough on the plane's passengers...
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